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05-03-2017, 02:12 AM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Okay, let's dissect this...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... blink.gif

Since when does water run uphill?

Jack fell down and broke his crown...

Was jack a king and broke his royal crown or the crown of his head...

At any rate, with the royal crown let all the King's men fix it, with the crown of his head...brain damage...

And Jill did not come tumbling after.

Also, the definition of tuffet for correct replies in the future (or not):

A tuffet, pouffe, or hassock is a piece of furniture used as a footstool or low seat. It is distinguished from a stool in that it is completely covered in cloth so that no legs are visible, and is essentially a large hard cushion that may have an internal wooden frame to give it more rigidity.
05-03-2017, 07:05 PM #17
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Jack and Jill went up the Hill ,,,
to avoid a big ass Flood
while Jack had Jill alone
he tried to suck her Blood

Jill reached down and
grabbed his Crank
down Jack rolled
into the water
where he sank

as Jack was about to die
as he sank
he recalled what he was told
last breath of this brother
That Jill , she's a Sherman Tank

and they lived and Died happily ever after .

LOL
05-09-2017, 05:17 PM #18
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Here's one you can finish ~~~~~~

" Jack and Jill ,
sat on a Window Sill ,,,
Smoking Dank Ass Weed ,,
Jill sucked too hard ,,
and found she swallowed ,,,

fill in blanks
05-09-2017, 08:41 PM #19
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-09-2017, 05:17 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Here's one you can finish ~~~~~~

" Jack and Jill ,
sat on a Window Sill ,,,
Smoking Dank Ass Weed ,,
Jill sucked too hard ,,
and found she swallowed ,,,

fill in blanks

and found she swallowed a large bud
all's well that ends well
dank ass, my ass
05-09-2017, 08:59 PM #20
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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and found she swallowed a Seed ,,
Jack Jumped, grabbed a cup
with Prozac as fill ,,
he proceeded ,,,,
05-09-2017, 09:07 PM #21
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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he proceeded to also add orange sunshine acid to the cup
then forgot what it was all about
05-09-2017, 09:09 PM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,589 Threads:241 Joined:Feb 2011
Double Barrel Orange Sunshine was not likely to be forgotten

but
after all
it is a Nursery Rhyme

so ,, cool



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