Okay, let's dissect this...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...
Since when does water run uphill?
Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Was jack a king and broke his royal crown or the crown of his head...
At any rate, with the royal crown let all the King's men fix it, with the crown of his head...brain damage...
And Jill did not come tumbling after.
Also, the definition of tuffet for correct replies in the future (or not):
A tuffet, pouffe, or hassock is a piece of furniture used as a footstool or low seat. It is distinguished from a stool in that it is completely covered in cloth so that no legs are visible, and is essentially a large hard cushion that may have an internal wooden frame to give it more rigidity.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...

Since when does water run uphill?
Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Was jack a king and broke his royal crown or the crown of his head...
At any rate, with the royal crown let all the King's men fix it, with the crown of his head...brain damage...
And Jill did not come tumbling after.
Also, the definition of tuffet for correct replies in the future (or not):
A tuffet, pouffe, or hassock is a piece of furniture used as a footstool or low seat. It is distinguished from a stool in that it is completely covered in cloth so that no legs are visible, and is essentially a large hard cushion that may have an internal wooden frame to give it more rigidity.