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03-10-2021, 07:05 AM #1
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Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ...... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
03-10-2021, 07:17 AM #2
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Don't go, things here are perfect now, if someone trolls you just report them.

Not here often, and went AWOL for a few years, and not up to date regarding drama, nor do I care anymore.

Just want a happy place I can chat with people about interesting stuff.
03-10-2021, 07:25 AM #3
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Ok my last 2 threads were not about rainbows and flowers, and I don't like talking politics, but I am very concerned about losing democracy and equal human rights all over the world.
03-13-2021, 06:50 AM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,911 Threads:486 Joined:Jun 2012
(03-10-2021, 06:05 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ...... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little matematical formula that might help you answer these questions:0urCheck y9
YEAH
03-13-2021, 07:06 AM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,911 Threads:486 Joined:Jun 2012
(15 minutes ago)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(03-10-2021, 06:05 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ...... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little matematical formula that might help you answer these questions:0urCheck y9
YEAH
Good bye for now.

I have to master me....wait.
03-13-2021, 07:15 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,673 Threads:1,596 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-10-2021, 06:05 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ...... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
Ain't that the truth yup.gif


Also, there are 3 kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
03-29-2021, 07:28 AM #7
US nli Incognito
 
(03-10-2021, 07:05 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ...... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
We humans are really really complicated.




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