I took my son out for his first drink. Off we went to our local pub, which is only a couple of streets away from our house.
I got him a Toohey's New beer. He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him a pint of Guiness, he didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Fosters and the Victoria Bitter.
By the time we got down to the Bourbon and Scotch I could hardly push his pram back home!