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mr johnson stuck in toaster
10-12-2013, 03:12 PM #1
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In his defense, that toaster gives good bread.

An unidentified London man is nursing his knob after firefighters had to extract his penis from a toaster. It's unclear how the gentleman got it in there, but London's bravest were there to butter his bread, The Mirror rehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08...64927.htmlports. lmao.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
10-12-2013, 03:21 PM #2
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10-12-2013, 03:26 PM #3
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blink.gif wtf2.gif blink.gif That's not something that happens by accident. damned.gif

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10-12-2013, 04:19 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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This should give rise to a new phrase. We already have self gratification expressions such as "choking the chicken" and "spanking the monkey". Now we have "cooking the corn dog", "baking the burrito" and "toasting the turtle".


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10-12-2013, 06:01 PM #5
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cookingthecorndog.com lmao.gif

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10-12-2013, 06:01 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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French toast chuckle.gif
10-12-2013, 06:21 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Crisping the crumpet.

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Wouldn't French toast involve the tongue?

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10-12-2013, 06:23 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Wait...


It fit in the toaster?


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Now THAT was the real embarrassment!


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Politicians hide themselves away
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10-12-2013, 06:35 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Browning the baloney like that is pretty embarrassing yes coffeetime.gif
10-12-2013, 08:05 PM #10
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This misguided attempt to create cooked sausage was reasonably unwise.
10-12-2013, 08:11 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Probably not the time to propose a toast chuckle.gif
10-12-2013, 08:12 PM #12
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chuckle.gif One should never try to cook sausage in the toaster. This would have been much better... Spotted dick and custard recipe coffeetime.gif

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10-12-2013, 08:19 PM #13
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(10-12-2013, 08:12 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif One should never try to cook sausage in the toaster. This would have been much better... Spotted dick and custard recipe coffeetime.gif

Why isn't there any dick in spotted dick???

That is false advertising, or malicious mislabeling or something.
10-12-2013, 09:08 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Yes I was hugely disappointed.

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10-12-2013, 09:50 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(10-12-2013, 09:08 PM)Octo Wrote:  Yes I was hugely disappointed.

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So was the toaster.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
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