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my friend's uncle was on grand jury, like Ferguson
UN Owen Show this Post
11-18-2014, 10:55 PM #1
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He said there were plenty of doughnuts, but they were lousy.

The coffee was burnt and bitter.

There were no girls to even make eyes at.



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11-18-2014, 11:16 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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My friends uncle worked at NASA and he liked donuts too, they may be the same person.

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11-18-2014, 11:21 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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My friend's uncle played accordion in a band. agent_smith.gif
11-18-2014, 11:26 PM #4
j browsing Member
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my friends uncle became his auntbarman.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
11-18-2014, 11:30 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif I lost it.

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11-18-2014, 11:36 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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I have another friend whose uncle was a donut baker! Coincidence? Hardly 13.gif
11-19-2014, 04:05 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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My friend has an uncle who has eaten doughnuts.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
11-19-2014, 04:06 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I lied.

I don't have any friends.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
11-19-2014, 04:10 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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patpat.gif That's so sad Kreeper. I can be your friend if you want. I have to warn you though, I don't have an uncle. tissueguy.gif
11-19-2014, 04:21 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-19-2014, 04:10 PM)Octo Wrote:  patpat.gif That's so sad Kreeper. I can be your friend if you want. I have to warn you though, I don't have an uncle. tissueguy.gif

No uncles? tissueguy.gif

I have two but you wouldn't want them. chuckle.gif

I had friends until we moved last weekend. Now I have to talk to my wife and kids.

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Can we send private messages and talk about dirty things like gardening?

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
11-19-2014, 04:33 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(11-19-2014, 04:06 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I lied.

I don't have any friends.

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13.gif Fine then.

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11-19-2014, 04:35 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-19-2014, 04:21 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(11-19-2014, 04:10 PM)Octo Wrote:  patpat.gif That's so sad Kreeper. I can be your friend if you want. I have to warn you though, I don't have an uncle. tissueguy.gif

No uncles? tissueguy.gif

I have two but you wouldn't want them. chuckle.gif

I had friends until we moved last weekend. Now I have to talk to my wife and kids.

tissueguy.gif

Can we send private messages and talk about dirty things like gardening?

Maybe we can swap some filthy recipes sometime? hyper.gif
11-19-2014, 04:38 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-19-2014, 04:33 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(11-19-2014, 04:06 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I lied.

I don't have any friends.

tissueguy.gif

13.gif Fine then.

After all these years you aren't friends. You are family.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
11-19-2014, 04:46 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Aww hug.gif Will you be my Uncle?
11-19-2014, 05:23 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,847 Threads:655 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-19-2014, 04:35 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(11-19-2014, 04:21 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(11-19-2014, 04:10 PM)Octo Wrote:  patpat.gif That's so sad Kreeper. I can be your friend if you want. I have to warn you though, I don't have an uncle. tissueguy.gif

No uncles? tissueguy.gif

I have two but you wouldn't want them. chuckle.gif

I had friends until we moved last weekend. Now I have to talk to my wife and kids.

tissueguy.gif

Can we send private messages and talk about dirty things like gardening?

Maybe we can swap some filthy recipes sometime? hyper.gif

Like Mississippi Mud Cake?

chuckle.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor



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