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my local bank has no bank tellers now..
09-06-2013, 01:44 PM #1
White Ribbon call me
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i couldnt believe it when i went to my local bank today to deposit some cash in my account and was told its self service only now, for deposits etc.. no more bank tellers.. and this bank has the most incredibly high profits of any bank in the country.. so now they have a special atm that counts your money for you.. all i did was put the cash in, and it told me how much was there.. it was kind of cool, but i am not happy about losing that personal touch entirely.. i use internet banking only now, with the exception of this cash transaction every now and again..

bloody hell.. its gone way too far..
09-06-2013, 01:48 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Interesting,but what do you do if there is a glitch? say you deposit 100 bucks and your receipt says 1? wtf2.gif
Will they say whats the problem? 0+0 = 0 lmao.gif

09-06-2013, 01:56 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Over here they stopped dealing with money transactions over the counter after 1 pm. 13.gif
09-06-2013, 05:43 PM #4
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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How is that even possible ?

09-06-2013, 06:46 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
Our population increases as our job opportunities decrease...

Tell me whos gonna be left to run this show...

Welcome to the machine...

09-06-2013, 06:56 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Just wait for another 20 years or so. It's only going to get worse.

09-06-2013, 08:29 PM #7
yankees skier
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I have 3 banks, and they all have tellers. coffeetime.gif


09-06-2013, 08:57 PM #8
Ruby Wolf Member
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(09-06-2013, 08:29 PM)yankees Wrote:  I have 3 banks, and they all have tellers. coffeetime.gif

I have one bank and all the tellers there are young females who look like models and pourn-oh-ooh-oooh-ooooh stars...

They wont give any man who enters the time of day unless they see him depositing or withdrawing lots of cash and then they're all smiles and bedroom eyes...

But i cant seem to figure out why its the busiest bank in town?!

09-06-2013, 09:45 PM #9
Softy Incognito Anonymous
(09-06-2013, 01:48 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Interesting,but what do you do if there is a glitch? say you deposit 100 bucks and your receipt says 1? wtf2.gif
Will they say whats the problem? 0+0 = 0 lmao.gif

This!!!,,,I got shorted 20 bucks of 300 on an atm,,,

took forever to get it straight,,,and was treated like a crook,,,

only done this withdraw a hundred times before,,,no problem,,,

so took all money out of savings and only keep checking,,,

a minor amount in this bank,,,and always use teller,,,

it was saving them money to use atm,,,no more,,,teller

or forget it,,,and count it right there,,,take my time...

09-06-2013, 09:58 PM #10
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:9,220 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011
Well, since I'm a rebel soul
and have to fight the power,
for better and for worse, Babylon Braker,


I didn't take the chip-card when they pulled the old magnetic one.
Get all my cash over the counter, with only the lunch break to do it.
I think I might be the last one in town.

Told the nice bank ladies exactly why, and guess what:
- None of them seem to think I'm out of my mind.
They seem to be fully aware of where it is all heading.

Waiting for the first grocery chains to ban cash after 1.
Soon come.

09-06-2013, 10:12 PM #11
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Hi Accidental Stoner,

Yeah,,,keep up the cash for as long as possible,,,

guy drove into gas station in West Texas,USA,,,

cars/trucks parked all around,,,only station for miles,,,

credit card machine was down,,,cash only,,,people

were trading watches/laptops etc. for his cash,,,

to get cash,,,always carry some cash,,,or be let down

by,,,the machine...

09-06-2013, 10:18 PM #12
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:9,220 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011
Hey there Softy cheers.gif

Hehhehh, yeah.

The sheer overwhelmingness of the NWO's momentum
is sort of bloody frustrating to resist - and lots of fun at the
same time.

A deep study of futility chuckle.gif

Just always be nice to everyone, especially the ladies.
No matter how high one's blood pressure at the time chuckle.gif

09-06-2013, 11:24 PM #13
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Oh and on them chip readers cards,,,beware,,,

guy on other forum said he got frauded,,,

and had just got the card,,,and never used it,,,

turns out you can get readers on Ebay,,,

battery powered,,,and read peoples cards from

wallets while behind them in store/line/whatever,,,

anyway,,,you must wrap in heavy duty tin foil,,,

yeah I know,,,not a joke,,,the card,,,not your head,,,

and then in wallet,,,or get aluminum card wallet,,,

without plastic hinge,,,metal hinge,,,latch,,,full

conductivity,,,ok,,,that is all,,,don't say I didn't warn

you...Use cash!!!...

09-06-2013, 11:33 PM #14
Softy Incognito Anonymous
been reading lots o fraud on the rfid transmitter cards,,,

new plan,,,so neat,,,wave over machine,,,new plan,,,

big fail,,,frauding all over the place,,,try to avoid,,,

Hi White Ribbon,

Sorry to hear about the tellers,,,maybe find last bank

with tellers,,,move everything there,,,maybe if many do

this,,,others will get the hint,,,resist...

09-07-2013, 12:00 AM #15
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,776 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
the bank tellers in this bank were a bit annoying.. so maybe its not a bad thing.. they were OTT friendly, "how are you, today, can i be your best friend" kind of shït.. it stunk bad.. and i naturally cant help but be rude to people that are so fake... so maybe a machine is better??

that is the thing, what if the machine counts you money incorrectly? its got disaster written all over it..



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