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never complain about gettin old
06-07-2015, 09:00 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Crikey Dick Van Dyke 90 yrs young !!!!

Watch him dancing like a young buck ----- then click on a full length video of his wedding to a lovely lookin young lady

06-07-2015, 09:04 AM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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It's all in the DNA Ock...he's lucky.
06-07-2015, 09:24 AM #3
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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He also seems to have had a nice going life style a good happy mind keeps a body healthy.
06-07-2015, 09:41 AM #4
ocker1 Member
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Thats why I work out everyday

Im gunna make sure them 21 horny Virgins'll have somethin to fight over
06-07-2015, 09:58 AM #5
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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21 virgins might drain you grow old and weak in the knees lol.
06-07-2015, 10:20 AM #6
ocker1 Member
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(06-07-2015, 09:58 AM)SpiritMasonChazz Wrote:  21 virgins might drain you grow old and weak in the knees lol.

Well I'll keep going till I drop--- cant be having any of them disappointed
06-07-2015, 02:59 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Dancing is great exercise and so much fun. I hope I can be up and hopping at that age. My Granny has to sit down and dance because her knees are wore out.
06-07-2015, 04:42 PM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
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:)

Nothing like dancing to your favourite music - young and old.

doobie.gif
06-09-2015, 01:37 PM #9
Cloud Atlas Member
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They both know : he's 90, he has'nt much more time left,
he's got money and he will leave empty handed, so they agree how he will spent it.

Dick must have signed agreements at lawyers to keep the gold digger home.

Some of us may be lucky to dance at 90,
but most of us won't have the cash to buy the companionship of a 40 year old woman.

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
06-09-2015, 02:16 PM #10
CmdrDraco Member
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(06-09-2015, 01:37 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  Some of us may be lucky to dance at 90,
but most of us won't have the cash to buy the companionship of a 40 year old woman.

It's not really that expensive, around here you pay 200€ for one hour. Everybody can afford that.
06-09-2015, 02:29 PM #11
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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(06-09-2015, 01:37 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  They both know : he's 90, he has'nt much more time left,
he's got money and he will leave empty handed, so they agree how he will spent it.

Dick must have signed agreements at lawyers to keep the gold digger home.

Some of us may be lucky to dance at 90,
but most of us won't have the cash to buy the companionship of a 40 year old woman.

Never under estimate the power of a great smile, twinkly eyes, a lifetime of experience and little blue pills.
06-09-2015, 02:46 PM #12
Cloud Atlas Member
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(06-09-2015, 02:16 PM)CmdrDraco Wrote:  
(06-09-2015, 01:37 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  Some of us may be lucky to dance at 90,
but most of us won't have the cash to buy the companionship of a 40 year old woman.

It's not really that expensive, around here you pay 200€ for one hour. Everybody can afford that.

I don't know what the pension is 'around there', but 200€ for 24x7 is 4.8K daily.

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
06-09-2015, 02:49 PM #13
Cloud Atlas Member
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(06-09-2015, 02:29 PM)DaJavoo Wrote:  
(06-09-2015, 01:37 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  They both know : he's 90, he has'nt much more time left,
he's got money and he will leave empty handed, so they agree how he will spent it.

Dick must have signed agreements at lawyers to keep the gold digger home.

Some of us may be lucky to dance at 90,
but most of us won't have the cash to buy the companionship of a 40 year old woman.

Never under estimate the power of a great smile, twinkly eyes, a lifetime of experience and little blue pills.

Sounds like the perfect specimen to cloan! but should'nt you have said : "Never under estimate the power of a great smile, twinkly eyes, a lifetime of experience and little blue pills, and with a thick wallet"?

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
06-09-2015, 02:51 PM #14
CmdrDraco Member
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(06-09-2015, 02:29 PM)DaJavoo Wrote:  Never under estimate the power of a great smile, twinkly eyes, a lifetime of experience and little blue pills.

vïäģřå for you and Xanax in her drink? chuckle.gif
06-09-2015, 02:57 PM #15
CmdrDraco Member
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(06-09-2015, 02:46 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  
(06-09-2015, 02:16 PM)CmdrDraco Wrote:  
(06-09-2015, 01:37 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  Some of us may be lucky to dance at 90,
but most of us won't have the cash to buy the companionship of a 40 year old woman.

It's not really that expensive, around here you pay 200€ for one hour. Everybody can afford that.

I don't know what the pension is 'around there', but 200€ for 24x7 is 4.8K daily.

At age 90 one hour a month is probably enough chuckle.gif



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