Bawa haaaa haaaa ha
I just relived that plane flight
it cracked me up
This HUGE BULBUS FAT PIG of a Woman
seated right in front of me , kept screaming " Put this plane down ,, put it on the ground ,
in the name of jesus land it "
then :::: beee o weep ,, she shits
gawd the stink
she must have ate 20 pounds of bad cabbage ,, WHEW !
we set down
the pi;ot says we can get off the Plane
I stand up
and she comes flying out of her seat and runs toward the back of the plane for the bathroom
knocking me as she passed
I yell down the aisle at her
" Mame ,, hehe heh ,, you got excessive baggage aboard ,,
a shitload it seems "
f_ck yes I really said that
stupid pig acting out while the rest of the people were trying not to lose it .
whole time we bounced I was laughing and asking out loud
" Are ya skeeered ? " and laughing at them .
why so crass ?
They FEAR they're own death ,, while buying death for 3rd world people with
their tax dollars ,, just so they can have the fuel to take plane flights .