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royal baby
07-19-2013, 08:27 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Kate Middleton not pregnant; just really fat

International media have been disappointed to learn that the expected baby of Prince William and Kate Middleton has turned out to be nothing more than stomach fat.

The entire Commonwealth is experiencing disappointment today after the Duchess of Cambridge and wife of Prince William, Kate Middleton, revealed that, for the past six months, she has not been pregnant, but just really, really fat.

07-19-2013, 08:29 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,424 Threads:1,479 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif I tell ya', that baby does not want to leave where it is.

07-19-2013, 09:32 AM #3
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011

Do any of us, ever?

Then spend all your adult life
trying to get back in there...


07-19-2013, 09:35 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,192 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Ummm, no. Not getting back in there

07-19-2013, 09:35 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,424 Threads:1,479 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif For sure, I was in my teens when I started breast feeding.


07-19-2013, 10:17 AM #6
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011

It is just a baby, like all others.

I swear my "bloodline" is just as old as
die Sachsen-Coburg Gotha's.

Is juss dat greatgreatgrandpa was da
first to git an edumacashan, an learn how
fe read, write an spell de name. 15.gif

Why do the British people insist on keeping
up this bullshit? dunno.gif
07-19-2013, 10:29 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,192 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011

Their sense of self importance is impressive. 13.gif



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