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08-14-2012, 01:12 AM #1
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08-14-2012, 03:53 AM #2
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If you need to get to all 7, you best worry more about your roommate. Just saying. coffeetime.gif

Biere.
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08-14-2012, 10:46 AM #3
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(08-14-2012, 03:53 AM)yankees Wrote:  If you need to get to all 7, you best worry more about your roommate. Just saying. coffeetime.gif

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08-14-2012, 10:52 AM #4
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(08-14-2012, 01:12 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  İmage


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08-14-2012, 01:08 PM #5
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chuckle.gif Funny stuff, could get you a ticket to a rubber room somewhere though.

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08-14-2012, 03:03 PM #6
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first go get your car turn the headlights on make sure on hi beam park it pointing to the window stand next to their bed while they're sleeping scream as loud as you can pointing at the window they're here!
they've landed they're here! !!!!


or crank the shït out of the volume on their car stereo make sure to set it to a rock station so when they start their carchuckle.gif

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08-14-2012, 03:10 PM #7
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or one mentos 1 bottle of coke 1 very thin clear piece of thread bout 1 or 2 inches long , tie thread around mentos put under bottle cap screw cap back on sit back vith video cam and enjoy works see you tube chuckle.gif

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08-14-2012, 03:13 PM #8
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chuckle.gif

I had a roommate once, who left a snake
among the shoes inside the door.
Almost shat my pants.

One of these guys, it was:

İmage

Took me a while, to get my shoes on and
be late for class...damned thing hissing all
the time, watching my every move closely...

"Whaddayamean whaddayamean?
Love snakes. Found him in the woods, put in
my pocket. New pet."

Geeez. gaah.gif
08-14-2012, 05:21 PM #9
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(08-14-2012, 03:03 PM)smart-ass Wrote:  first go get your car turn the headlights on make sure on hi beam park it pointing to the window stand next to their bed while they're sleeping scream as loud as you can pointing at the window they're here!
they've landed they're here! !!!!


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08-15-2012, 06:38 AM #10
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(08-14-2012, 05:21 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(08-14-2012, 03:03 PM)smart-ass Wrote:  first go get your car turn the headlights on make sure on hi beam park it pointing to the window stand next to their bed while they're sleeping scream as loud as you can pointing at the window they're here!
they've landed they're here! !!!!


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remember these jay for those night when octo's in bed sleeping and you're wide awake not gettin any lovinchuckle.gif


another one is stand over yoom ate while they're asleep in bed and wear a goalie mask and hold a cleaver, singing swany river they might not be scared but sure as hell they'll think you're nuts and get the hell outta therechuckle.gif

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08-15-2012, 09:13 AM #11
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lmao.gif That would do it. Hell, just belting out American folk tunes would send her packing pretty quick. t-dancing.gif I'd be trolling, she'd be hating. chuckle.gif

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