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11-26-2013, 04:21 PM #1
j browsing Member
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NOVEMBER 25--A 62-year-old mall Santa Claus was arrested Saturday after allegedly pinching the buttocks of an 18-year-old woman who worked with him as an elf photographer, police report.

Herbert Jones was arraigned this morning in a Massachusetts court on an indecent assault and battery charge. Free on $1000 bail, Jones is next due in court on Christmas Eve on the felony count. A District Court judge directed Jones, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, to stay out of the Hanover Mall, and barred him from dressing up as Santa Claus for the balance of the holiday season.

According to a Hanover Police Department report, the elf told officers that “she walked by Santa who was in his chair at which point he reached up and pinched her buttocks.” Jones and the teenager work for a company that describes itself as “providing Santa Photographic services to the mall during the holiday season.”

The teen said that after the pinching she reported the incident to her manager, who later told her that “Santa wanted to speak with her.” When she subsequently met with Jones, he began to yell at her, saying “I would never have done something like that!”

Prior to the pinching, the woman told cops, Jones told her, “I wish you were a few years older and I was younger.”

A female coworker told police that she saw Jones “reach up in the area’s of [the victim’s] behind.” The witness said that while she was “unsure if his hand actually made contact” with the victim’s buttocks, the elf later reported “that Santa ‘pinched her butt.’”

When cops approached Jones in “Santa’s changing room,” he declared, “I did not touch that girl.” Jones, who was not in his Santa costume, was then arrested and escorted to a police cruiser.

During a subsequent recorded interview, Jones “was asked about the alleged pinching that occurred at the mall today.” He explained that he was seated in his Santa chair when the teenager “walked by and brushed her buttocks against his hand.” Jones added that he then “pulled his hand away in an attempt to avoid contact.”

Asked about the reported comment “I wish you were a few years older and I was younger,” Jones claimed that he “only stated that he wished he was young again so he could make different life choices and meant nothing else by it.” The teenage elf “took the conversation out of context,” added Jones. (2 pages)http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/s...elf-687432






Santa Gropes Elf

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11-26-2013, 04:29 PM #2
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lmao.gif Proving Santa would like to cum more than once a year. coffeetime.gif

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11-26-2013, 04:31 PM #3
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Uh huh...right, we girls and women always take those types of touching, or a guy feeling himself in the hot tub ("it was just had an itch I had to scratch") out of context.

On the brighter side, yesterday, while shopping, I saw santa (or a guy that should be santa) smiling at everyone - I smiled back and I thought how just one smile can do wonders to accentuate the positive. thumbsup.gif
11-26-2013, 04:34 PM #4
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11-26-2013, 04:35 PM #5
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It could have really been him! chuckle.gif BTW, how was the Band?

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11-26-2013, 04:46 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-26-2013, 04:35 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  It could have really been him! chuckle.gif BTW, how was the Band?

It was a tribute band to Levon Helm, with some of 'The Band' music. It was great and I was dancing in my seat the whole time - but then again I'm a dancer and once a party girl, always a party girl. beercheer.gif

My brotherinlaw knows the drummer Jerome Avis, who was Levon Helm's godson and Bill (Richard) Bell (a member of 'The Band') was there too and spoke a few words about Levon. There were other really good musical talents there too and they all sang Levon's songs.

I came to the realization I really like gospel music. blink.gif
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11-27-2013, 12:45 AM #7
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(11-26-2013, 04:21 PM)j browsing Wrote:  NOVEMBER 25--A 62-year-old mall Santa Claus was arrested Saturday after allegedly pinching the buttocks of an 18-year-old woman who worked with him as an elf photographer, police report.

Herbert Jones was arraigned this morning in a Massachusetts court on an indecent assault and battery charge. Free on $1000 bail, Jones is next due in court on Christmas Eve on the felony count. A District Court judge directed Jones, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, to stay out of the Hanover Mall, and barred him from dressing up as Santa Claus for the balance of the holiday season.

According to a Hanover Police Department report, the elf told officers that “she walked by Santa who was in his chair at which point he reached up and pinched her buttocks.” Jones and the teenager work for a company that describes itself as “providing Santa Photographic services to the mall during the holiday season.”

The teen said that after the pinching she reported the incident to her manager, who later told her that “Santa wanted to speak with her.” When she subsequently met with Jones, he began to yell at her, saying “I would never have done something like that!”

Prior to the pinching, the woman told cops, Jones told her, “I wish you were a few years older and I was younger.”

A female coworker told police that she saw Jones “reach up in the area’s of [the victim’s] behind.” The witness said that while she was “unsure if his hand actually made contact” with the victim’s buttocks, the elf later reported “that Santa ‘pinched her butt.’”

When cops approached Jones in “Santa’s changing room,” he declared, “I did not touch that girl.” Jones, who was not in his Santa costume, was then arrested and escorted to a police cruiser.

During a subsequent recorded interview, Jones “was asked about the alleged pinching that occurred at the mall today.” He explained that he was seated in his Santa chair when the teenager “walked by and brushed her buttocks against his hand.” Jones added that he then “pulled his hand away in an attempt to avoid contact.”

Asked about the reported comment “I wish you were a few years older and I was younger,” Jones claimed that he “only stated that he wished he was young again so he could make different life choices and meant nothing else by it.” The teenage elf “took the conversation out of context,” added Jones. (2 pages)http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/s...elf-687432






Santa Gropes Elf



Fat old red nosed 62 yr old not welcome for butt pinches. Channing Tatum, Zac Efron, or even Brad Pitt look alike pinches her butt and she would have went out for drinks after work. Looks has it's privileges.

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11-27-2013, 12:53 AM #8
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(11-26-2013, 04:46 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I came to the realization I really like gospel music. blink.gif

shocked.gif chuckle.gif

(11-27-2013, 12:45 AM)van down by the river Wrote:  Fat old red nosed 62 yr old not welcome for butt pinches. Channing Tatum, Zac Efron, or even Brad Pitt look alike pinches her butt and she would have went out for drinks after work. Looks has it's privileges.

You know it. Hey, Brad Pitt just turned 50 I read. chuckle.gif

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11-27-2013, 03:59 AM #9
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Lets just say that i live and work very close to where this happened...

And i have direct access to that malls security personal and direct access to what really went on from a local policeman friend of mine...

The female elf (lying bit$h) was caught stealing money from santas christmas charity till and she was nailed red handed on the spot doing that by the santa who she then witcherously proceeded to f##k over by fabricating the pinched a$$ incident as a way to try and steer the cops away from her own selfish greedy crime...

She has been exposed and already has a criminal record and is now facing relatively serious charges and santa has been exonerated...

Now santas little lying helper might be getting her precious a$$ of hers pinched and a whole lot more than that by three hundred pound gang bang mamas all day and night long behind bars inside framingham state prison for women...

Merry friggin ho ho (*---*)
11-27-2013, 05:32 AM #10
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yay.gif santa

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11-27-2013, 04:03 PM #11
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This mischievous back stabbing female elf adds another dimension and a whole new meaning to santas jolly exclamations of ho ho ho ho ho (*-*)
11-27-2013, 04:10 PM #12
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lmao.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
11-27-2013, 04:19 PM #13
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I wish I had seen and filmed santa being arrested and driven away and down the street in the back of a police cruiser because (unfortunately) that would have been seriously friggin funny (*---*)

I think maybe the cops arrested him right in front of a long line of waiting with great expectations little kids and that wasnt right (surely theres was another way) and must have deeply effected and forever altered their perceptions of santa and his elves....

Mrs claus is gonna beat that elves precious little cant touch this a$$ (*-*)
11-27-2013, 04:31 PM #14
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Nice B/S cheers.gif! See how the media turns the tables? Everything is about opportunity to push agenda, there is very little in the way of real factual reporting.
Sicking, no wonder they can't sell papers anymore.

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11-27-2013, 04:55 PM #15
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(11-27-2013, 04:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Nice B/S cheers.gif! See how the media turns the tables? Everything is about opportunity to push agenda, there is very little in the way of real factual reporting.
Sicking, no wonder they can't sell papers anymore.
As my great grandmother use to say to me many years ago...

"No news is good news"

Still so very true...

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