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AndyMate30 Show this Post
07-18-2017, 12:27 AM #1
AndyMate30 Incognito Anonymous
My sister works at piney ridge, a facility for juvenile sex offenders.
One of my sisters co workers is a lesbian, middle aged woman who is a black belt in karate and she owns 15 guns or something.

She apparently got nasty with my sister yesterday at work, verbally.

Today, she called my sister to talk about the work schedule.

I told my sister to hold the cell phone close to the wall.

Then I started muscle tapping the wall..
The whole apartment was filled with thunder.

And I said to her co worker...
Are you listening to that thunder ?
She said yes.

And I said...
Get nasty with my sister again, and that thunder is going to be bouncing off your fat a)as.
I'm not scared of you...
I outweigh you... I'm 20 years younger and I'm countless times stronger..
And I box and wrestle.

I'll whoop you f)ucking a)as.

You better F)uck off.
07-18-2017, 12:29 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,757 Threads:1,524 Joined:Feb 2011
Dude, you need help
07-18-2017, 12:48 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,398 Threads:683 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-18-2017, 12:29 AM)Octo Wrote:  Dude, you need help


Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
07-18-2017, 01:00 AM #4
NexusOne Woo
Posts:66 Threads:16 Joined:Mar 2017
Juvinile sex offenders, jeebus!
07-18-2017, 01:22 AM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,398 Threads:683 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-18-2017, 01:00 AM)NexusOne Wrote:  Juvinile sex offenders,  jeebus!

Masturbating to video game characters does not make you a womanizing stud.


Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor



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