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spider bites pee pee while sitting on the toilet
09-30-2016, 02:45 AM #1
White Ribbon call me
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Red back spiders are deadly too. This guy has been biting twice on his pee pee.. Welcome to Australia..

09-30-2016, 05:50 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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The snake thought it was an intruder

09-30-2016, 07:06 AM #3
ocker1 Member
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09-30-2016, 10:08 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
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(09-30-2016, 05:50 AM)Octo Wrote:  The snake thought it was an intruder


Bet it was a big one.. Who would sit on a seat on a porta loo anyway? Squat. It's what Jesus would do..

09-30-2016, 02:45 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Snake ffs, I meant spider. 15.gif It was too early to start thinking about peepees 13.gif
09-30-2016, 03:07 PM #6
White Ribbon call me
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It's never too early to think about pee pee's..

09-30-2016, 03:28 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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It was before 6 am ffsi 13.gif
10-03-2016, 04:42 PM #8
Ruby Wolf Member
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I remember many years ago my brother had a tick stuck on the end of his wanker when he was a little boy about two years old...that hell spawned parasite must have been a female... looking to suck more than blood from him...totally disgusting...but friggin hilarious...ha haa haaa...
10-03-2016, 05:31 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif That's got to be the worst place to have that happen...

I remember chiggers though...


10-03-2016, 06:25 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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I thought you were being racist there for a moment



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