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still believe in the birds and the bees!!
11-05-2013, 07:59 AM #1
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Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a Kiwi dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer
John says to Maggie, "The insemination man is coming over
to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the
4 by 2 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
So then the farmer leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and
knocks on the front door.
Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row
of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is
the one...right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be
another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did
you know this is the cow to be bred?"

That's simple. By the nail over its stall", Maggie explains
very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says,
"I guess it's to hang your trousers on..."
11-05-2013, 11:55 AM #2
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11-05-2013, 12:04 PM #3
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11-05-2013, 04:41 PM #4
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