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things you can say about your car but not about your spouse
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03-30-2014, 06:31 AM #1
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03-30-2014, 12:17 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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It's leaking oil. 13.gif
03-30-2014, 12:52 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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She's got a lotta' miles on her and she's starting to smoke a little.

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03-30-2014, 12:55 PM #4
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lmao.gif Sometimes it makes this strange noise
03-30-2014, 12:57 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Sometimes when it's been sitting a long time there's a wet spot under it. scream.gif
03-30-2014, 12:59 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif That's a nasty leak.

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03-30-2014, 02:08 PM #7
karutzar Member
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chuckle.gif Her noise irritate me now, but when was new I didn't pay attention of it. I still remember how enthusiastic was when I say her for the first time. cheers.gif

You can become a slave only by voluntary consent.
I am highly allergic to circumcised souls and red flags with Venusian star on them.
03-30-2014, 02:31 PM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
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The heck happened to my post..?

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03-30-2014, 02:33 PM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
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Oh.
That was that other thread.
Same answer though:

I've got neither, so I'm safe.


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03-30-2014, 02:52 PM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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It didn't want to start up in the morning so I replaced the battery. Can't say that about my hubby.
03-30-2014, 03:42 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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It's got two spare tires chuckle.gif
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03-30-2014, 04:14 PM #12
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"...time to 'trade-her-in' for a new one..."
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03-30-2014, 04:23 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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It backfires a lot. lmao.gif
03-30-2014, 05:45 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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It's nothing a little lube won't fix, but she does need a good wax job first.

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03-30-2014, 07:14 PM #15
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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