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things you can say about your car but not about your spouse
03-30-2014, 08:03 PM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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I smell gas! chuckle.gif
03-30-2014, 08:55 PM #17
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(03-30-2014, 08:03 PM)Octo Wrote:  I smell gas! chuckle.gif
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03-30-2014, 09:45 PM #18
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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03-31-2014, 12:43 AM #19
Wicked Oblivion Member
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"Whats that dripping down there"

"Leave your nozzle all the way in till shes filled up"

"I know,her rear ends got a few dents,so i'll let ya have her for a thousand"

İmage

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03-31-2014, 01:33 AM #20
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"...wish I could afford one of those German precision-engineered models." yay.gifyay.gifbeercheer.gif
03-31-2014, 04:04 AM #21
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"I think she needs a front end alignment"

"Shes way too much maintenance its time to start looking for a cheaper model"

"Theres been three guys working on her body every night while i'm at work and shes still breaking down on me"
03-31-2014, 08:36 AM #22
karutzar Member
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Oh, baby, what happened with your bumpers? Do you need some silicon?
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03-31-2014, 02:52 PM #23
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Just to clarify,i call cars her and she,not him and he,because the vast majority of people refer to their cars as female...

"Shes a real smooth ride"

"Her back doors stuck open she need a little lube"

"Once you get inside of her sweet interior you'll never want to get out"
03-31-2014, 04:31 PM #24
karutzar Member
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(03-31-2014, 02:52 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  Just to clarify,i call cars her and she,not him and he,because the vast majority of people refer to their cars as female...

"Shes a real smooth ride"

"Her back doors stuck open she need a little lube"

"Once you get inside of her sweet interior you'll never want to get out"

That's true - cars, boats, countries (etc) always in feminine gender, not in masculine.

You can become a slave only by voluntary consent.
I am highly allergic to circumcised souls and red flags with Venusian star on them.
03-31-2014, 05:28 PM #25
Wicked Oblivion Member
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"Hit and run"

"Chew and screw" (ripping off a restaurant)

Wham bam thank you mam"

"Dam she gives one helluva good ride"
03-31-2014, 06:20 PM #26
yankees skier
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Lot's of junk in the trunk.

Biere.
03-31-2014, 07:42 PM #27
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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My car's stick shift is always ready to be put into drive.
04-01-2014, 04:42 AM #28
Wicked Oblivion Member
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She'll do 0 to 69 in heaven seconds flat (*---*)
04-01-2014, 03:30 PM #29
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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When I fill up my car is doesn't take long and it lasts a long time.



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