I am tired of stinking like baby powder.
You can smell me here but you won't because I won't consider it... i am close to that line of never sharing my poo again.
You truly want me to go away i will ...and I am not drawing the distinction between disposable and cloth. because both have their squish factor.
I will continue to make these "stinks" and embarrass mommy over and over again cause I love the squish ...no other pleasure ...no joy without the ooze. So I do it out here in the open in front of YOUR real life friends because I don't have any... because I can't bare to leave the basement. I don't care anymore if everybody knows ...and I don't know how much of the truth about all of this you explain to people close to you. I LOVE WEARING SQUISHY DIAPERS!
You thought it was number one... but you can't believe I love number two... well trust me. The diapers don't have to be changed. You don't ever have to wipe your butt. You can enjoy the smell forever!. It's ok... but you have to make a choice. You can not leave them hanging like this. When they get too saggy the wonderful joy bringing poo spills out and is wasted.
All it takes is one gap.
Please save the poo
I may not find leak free diapers but at least I will no longer have wet furniture.
I will permanently switch to pull-ups ... Depends or otherwise. I will shove my passy down into the front and i ask that you never tell mommy where it is.
Leave me like this and I will continue to relish in the squish