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04-07-2011, 08:47 AM #1
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ONLY IN TEXAS ... Texas Beer Joint Sues Church in MT.Vernon, Texas . Drummond's Bar began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign with petitions and prayers to block the bar from expanding. Work progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground! After it was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer", until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means." In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise. The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that now does not."
04-07-2011, 09:18 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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04-07-2011, 01:34 PM #3
scrapperscrub Member
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04-07-2011, 01:41 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Damn girl, you're up early beercheer.gif
04-07-2011, 01:51 PM #5
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beercheer.gif Woah or up really late?

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04-07-2011, 03:23 PM #6
yankees skier
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04-07-2011, 04:19 PM #7
Stirling Member
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Nice how the bible thumpers are always on about the awesome powers of god, until it might cost them some cash.
04-07-2011, 04:21 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-07-2011, 05:40 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-07-2011, 04:19 PM)Stirling Wrote:  Nice how the bible thumpers are always on about the awesome powers of god, until it might cost them some cash.

37.gif Money changes that equation so fast don't it?

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04-07-2011, 06:44 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,606 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
Yeah, how quickly they forget Jesus was a poor hippy.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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