Well ,,, here we go with another Rog' Story ,,,
Ya see , when I was a kid ,,, I get some awesome presents from the
Rich neighbors all around our Shack I lived in .
I got all the presents because I was so good a kid , that my shorts stayed
as clean as new .
My two sisters were just like the evil step sisters of The Snow White story .
so they got NUTHIN !
Not even a lump of coal was in the Sock .
Now the sick part .
My mother , who was never good in her life ,
would take my new presents that the neighbors bought me
back to the store and exchange them for the money .
She would then buy herself some dippin' Snuff , a bottle of Whiskey ,
and a Carton of Cigs with the money she got from my toys .
What a Skank ,,,, right ?
wait , it gets even worse .
The Toys I got that she could not return , some because I ripped up
the package they came in ,,,
she would tell my two evil step sisters to break them in front of me
to make me mad and cry .
I was a very good kid , and only 4 years old .
After all that persecution and foul treatment early in life ,,,,
I said being good ain't working out to good ,,,
so I poured gasoline on my sleeping Mom and two sisters
Lit a Match , and yelled to awake them .
I looked at them with my 4 year old beedy evil little eyes
and said : " Touch my shit again , and I'll do this again , and next time
I'll throw the freaking match at you , and watch your evil asses
squirm like worms "
No more of my toys did they touch
because I never got any more toys , since they made me be bad like them .
~~~~~~~~~ End ~~~~~~
The above is a true Christmas story from my life .
To this day , I despise Bad Mothers .