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were you a good girl/boy this year?
12-24-2014, 11:34 PM #1
golden locks Member
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I was!!beercheer.gif

I actually just wished for love and good kids for christmas.chuckle.gif

My mom were sceptic, to both of my wishes, as usually, So she gave me chocolate, money and fitness magazines. 37.gif
From work I got a stylish black suitcase and wine. My love got me love, and my kids are pretty good to, when they're not being bad that is... chuckle.gif
12-24-2014, 11:36 PM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Not really chuckle.gif

Merry Christmas Goldie hug.gif
12-24-2014, 11:39 PM #3
golden locks Member
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(12-24-2014, 11:36 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Not really chuckle.gif

Merry Christmas Goldie hug.gif

Happy x-mas to you too Shadow hug.gif
12-24-2014, 11:58 PM #4
White Ribbon call me
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merry christmas angel love..

i gather you didn't get my nude christmas pic?

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12-25-2014, 01:19 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I got your Christmas pic, WR. I thought it was a turkey neck 13.gif

I guess I was good. I only wish for things I can eat, drink or burn. And knitted socks. And that's what I got. I really have no need for useless crap.

It was a nice evening, just us, my kids, parents and grandma. yay.gif
12-25-2014, 01:27 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(12-25-2014, 01:19 AM)Octo Wrote:  I got your Christmas pic, WR. I thought it was a turkey neck 13.gif

lmao.gif WR needs to change his name to giblet.

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12-25-2014, 01:43 AM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
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Haha, I got the traditional pair of knitted socks from my Mom.

What else could a man ask for..?

:)
12-25-2014, 01:48 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,022 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
Grandma knitted 22 pairs of socks for Christmas gifts, not bad for an almost hundred year old. Massive respect and I love the socks. Got a pair from mom as well. I gave her yarn. chuckle.gif
12-25-2014, 01:50 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,773 Threads:206 Joined:Feb 2011
Well ,,, here we go with another Rog' Story ,,,

Ya see , when I was a kid ,,, I get some awesome presents from the
Rich neighbors all around our Shack I lived in .

I got all the presents because I was so good a kid , that my shorts stayed
as clean as new .

My two sisters were just like the evil step sisters of The Snow White story .

so they got NUTHIN !

Not even a lump of coal was in the Sock .

Now the sick part .

My mother , who was never good in her life ,
would take my new presents that the neighbors bought me
back to the store and exchange them for the money .

She would then buy herself some dippin' Snuff , a bottle of Whiskey ,
and a Carton of Cigs with the money she got from my toys .

What a Skank ,,,, right ?

wait , it gets even worse .

The Toys I got that she could not return , some because I ripped up
the package they came in ,,,

she would tell my two evil step sisters to break them in front of me
to make me mad and cry .

I was a very good kid , and only 4 years old .

After all that persecution and foul treatment early in life ,,,,

I said being good ain't working out to good ,,,

so I poured gasoline on my sleeping Mom and two sisters

Lit a Match , and yelled to awake them .

I looked at them with my 4 year old beedy evil little eyes

and said : " Touch my shït again , and I'll do this again , and next time
I'll throw the freaking match at you , and watch your evil asses
squirm like worms "

No more of my toys did they touch

because I never got any more toys , since they made me be bad like them .

~~~~~~~~~ End ~~~~~~

The above is a true Christmas story from my life .

To this day , I despise Bad Mothers .
12-25-2014, 02:08 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,396 Threads:1,439 Joined:Feb 2011
I hope you and Beepers have a good Christmas! hi5.gif I have 3 step brothers, and we have absolutely nothing in common.

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12-25-2014, 02:11 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,022 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
That's a very sad story Rog. sad2.gif
12-25-2014, 05:05 AM #12
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-25-2014, 01:50 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Well ,,, here we go with another Rog' Story ,,,

Ya see , when I was a kid ,,, I get some awesome presents from the
Rich neighbors all around our Shack I lived in .

I got all the presents because I was so good a kid , that my shorts stayed
as clean as new .

My two sisters were just like the evil step sisters of The Snow White story .

so they got NUTHIN !

Not even a lump of coal was in the Sock .

Now the sick part .

My mother , who was never good in her life ,
would take my new presents that the neighbors bought me
back to the store and exchange them for the money .

She would then buy herself some dippin' Snuff , a bottle of Whiskey ,
and a Carton of Cigs with the money she got from my toys .

What a Skank ,,,, right ?

wait , it gets even worse .

The Toys I got that she could not return , some because I ripped up
the package they came in ,,,

she would tell my two evil step sisters to break them in front of me
to make me mad and cry .

I was a very good kid , and only 4 years old .

After all that persecution and foul treatment early in life ,,,,

I said being good ain't working out to good ,,,

so I poured gasoline on my sleeping Mom and two sisters

Lit a Match , and yelled to awake them .

I looked at them with my 4 year old beedy evil little eyes

and said : " Touch my shït again , and I'll do this again , and next time
I'll throw the freaking match at you , and watch your evil asses
squirm like worms "

No more of my toys did they touch

because I never got any more toys , since they made me be bad like them .

~~~~~~~~~ End ~~~~~~

The above is a true Christmas story from my life .

To this day , I despise Bad Mothers .

Cosmic August, Cynical Absurdance hmm.gif you two are an awful lot alike in your persecution.
12-25-2014, 04:09 PM #13
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
Cosmic (no rest for the wicked) August if that answers your question (*=*)
12-25-2014, 09:10 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,022 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
I always have problems finding gifts for my old Grandma, she doesn't need or want anything. I got her a beautiful red rose plant and a scratch ticket as a card. She won €20 and was very happy. chuckle.gif

İmage
12-25-2014, 10:11 PM #15
golden locks Member
Posts:367 Threads:23 Joined:Jun 2014
(12-24-2014, 11:58 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  merry christmas angel love..

i gather you didn't get my nude christmas pic?

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No I did not 13.gif
somebody hijacked it? 13.gif
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