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were you a good girl/boy this year?
12-25-2014, 10:59 PM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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Too bad Golden locks, it was so festive chuckle.gif
12-26-2014, 12:13 AM #17
White Ribbon call me
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(12-25-2014, 10:11 PM)golden locks Wrote:  
(12-24-2014, 11:58 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  merry christmas angel love..

i gather you didn't get my nude christmas pic?

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No I did not 13.gif
somebody hijacked it? 13.gif
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AS must have.. he said i should only share that side of myself with him.. men? ppppfffftttt!!!!

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12-26-2014, 12:32 AM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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Maybe you just "accidentally" sent it to AS?
12-26-2014, 01:11 AM #19
bohica Member
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Good as compared to who ?
Who is setting the standard ?

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
12-26-2014, 01:35 AM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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Parents do.

Back in the olde days the Finnish Yule goat didn't give any gifts at all, just provided a whoop-ass to bad kids while good kids were left untouched.
12-26-2014, 01:49 AM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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I have to mention quote of this xmas, I lold.

We gave my kids an airsoft gun. My mom hates guns remembering WWII so I kinda smuggled it to them saying "don't show grandma". My son says: "is it drugs? I bet it's drugs." chuckle.gif
12-26-2014, 04:10 AM #22
bohica Member
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"the Finnish Yule goat"

JR, help me out on this one please.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
12-26-2014, 08:01 AM #23
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif I hope Christmas was good to you and your better half Bohica. I don't go into that goat thing much - it's like... lutefisk or something.

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12-26-2014, 08:33 AM #24
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(12-25-2014, 05:05 AM)Shadow Wrote:  
(12-25-2014, 01:50 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Well ,,, here we go with another Rog' Story ,,,

Ya see , when I was a kid ,,, I get some awesome presents from the
Rich neighbors all around our Shack I lived in .

I got all the presents because I was so good a kid , that my shorts stayed
as clean as new .

My two sisters were just like the evil step sisters of The Snow White story .

so they got NUTHIN !

Not even a lump of coal was in the Sock .

Now the sick part .

My mother , who was never good in her life ,
would take my new presents that the neighbors bought me
back to the store and exchange them for the money .

She would then buy herself some dippin' Snuff , a bottle of Whiskey ,
and a Carton of Cigs with the money she got from my toys .

What a Skank ,,,, right ?

wait , it gets even worse .

The Toys I got that she could not return , some because I ripped up
the package they came in ,,,

she would tell my two evil step sisters to break them in front of me
to make me mad and cry .

I was a very good kid , and only 4 years old .

After all that persecution and foul treatment early in life ,,,,

I said being good ain't working out to good ,,,

so I poured gasoline on my sleeping Mom and two sisters

Lit a Match , and yelled to awake them .

I looked at them with my 4 year old beedy evil little eyes

and said : " Touch my shït again , and I'll do this again , and next time
I'll throw the freaking match at you , and watch your evil asses
squirm like worms "

No more of my toys did they touch

because I never got any more toys , since they made me be bad like them .

~~~~~~~~~ End ~~~~~~

The above is a true Christmas story from my life .

To this day , I despise Bad Mothers .

Cosmic August, Cynical Absurdance hmm.gif you two are an awful lot alike in your persecution.


as my true story illustrates

I started out in life being the victim of persecution .

persecuted with false aspersions as well

difference is

I persecute per facts .
if the label fits the scum , no problem do I see in that .

you may notice I level my sights without gender as the target

not many gripe when I persecute a male for being a scumbag

but , if i speak of a female scumbag

that scumbag is defended , as though they have a right
that males do not .
12-26-2014, 12:25 PM #25
misterbumps Member
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judging by the presents I got I was a bad boy! Some of the most bizarre ones were bed sheets and a towel (like I don't already have enough of these!) Still I suppose it's the thought that counts (says the bitter individual).

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-26-2014, 12:26 PM #26
misterbumps Member
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oh and don't forget the socks, mustn't forget the socks....I actually needed them to be fair!

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-26-2014, 01:14 PM #27
Accidental Stoner Member
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(12-26-2014, 08:33 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  .../

not many gripe when I persecute a male for being a scumbag

but , if i speak of a female scumbag

that scumbag is defended , as though they have a right
that males do not .

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Interesting statement.
Yeah...seems you've got a point there.

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12-26-2014, 03:37 PM #28
bohica Member
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I got a "Willie Robertson" Chia head.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
12-26-2014, 03:42 PM #29
Wicked Oblivion Member
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(12-25-2014, 09:10 PM)Octo Wrote:  I always have problems finding gifts for my old Grandma, she doesn't need or want anything. I got her a beautiful red rose plant and a scratch ticket as a card. She won €20 and was very happy. chuckle.gif

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Here we go again (*-*) how much is that in American dollars? $15.05088¢ ha haa haaa just kidding (*=*) I'd like to see an image of what a Finnish scratch ticket looks like I didn't realize they have become such a world wide phenomenon considering the fact that the first Lottery Scratch Ticket came out in Boston, Mass. around 1974-75 and here it is meaning that the legal gangsters took over the numbers racket from the illegal gangsters which literally forced them more deeply into drugs...

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12-26-2014, 04:09 PM #30
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif 20 Euro equals 24.38 US Dollar

Scratch tickets have been around forever it seems, I bought her one of these because it was pretty, lol

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