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06-29-2013, 05:22 AM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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I had an awesome day today as well beercheer.gif
06-29-2013, 05:55 AM #17
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
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(06-29-2013, 05:05 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I had an awesome day

woke up

did not gripe

friend came by gave me a Cruiser Bike

went and rested

then went into the forest and played with beepers

came out of the forest

did not see a fight nor accident

saw a lot of women in summer cloths looking HOT

saw a lot of FAT people in summer cloths
looking NOT hot

had chips Ahoy cookies just now

i had Spicy Boneless Chicken wings for lunch ( a pound and a half
of them ,,,, YUM STUFFED HIPPIE ME ! )

Beepers got her Pig Skin snack to chew

Sun was out and bright

beach was awesome

Found a Deer Antler in the Forest

watched three doggies smile at Beepers and her smile back

Pulled a Tick from my Beard

and rested again

then ,,,, I rested some more

I only ache a little and only in a few places

I only dropped a couple things on the ground today

and neither did I step on and break

i also found both of them this time
without beepers help

I only had the squirts once , and this time i made it
to a toilet first

I did not throw my back out today by sneezing and coughing at
the same time

nor did I throw it out by Sneezing and farting at the same time

My eye's only itched for a couple hours today instead of all day
and night

I did not take a nap today and still i did not get a grumpy

Mirabel was very nice to me today and talked
while she batted her eyelashes

and i only got one spot where i caught poison Oak today

so ,,,,

I had an awesome day today yay.gif

life is good, huh CA beercheer.gifbeercheer.gifcheers.gifchuckle.gif
06-29-2013, 06:40 AM #18
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I'm tellin' ya

life was swell today

not one wet fart , and only three times did i get triple vision
and head spins

not once did i sneeze and loosen my front tooth

I did stumble over a Boulder

but it said excuse me so I let it pass

Crows shït on my windshield
but i can't see to drive today anyway

so that was not a problem

I sat in the forest and Mimic dog barks while i hid in the creek

it got a bunch of dogs running around barking back at me
and the owners running around calling them

so that was Epic

I had a Bee buzz me ,, but my socks stink so bad it
fell into a Coma

OH OH ,,, OH YEAH ,,, I almost forgot ,,,

I made an Elderly Lady say " F_CK YOU "

heh heh

I was walking by her house while she was attempting to get out
of her Buick

She had to rock back and forth to turn her knees out
of the car , ( Cause she weighed more than the Buick )

She is on the curb side as I walked by

I stopped and watched her with a Curled lip
like she was Butt Barf

I even said " EEEEEEEWWWWwwwwwwwweeee !

She looked at me ,,

I said : " Mame ,,, You have excessive ASS ! "
have another ton of Bon Bon's ,,, will ya ? "

she was rocking trying to get momentum to bounce
off the set and stand

and that stopped her in mid rocking

heh heh I timed it just right yay.gif

That's when the 75 year old Barrel of Bulbous Cellulite

yelled : " F_UCK YOU A$$HOLE "

Man ,,,
Rich Fat people get pissy when you say something truthful
to them ,,,

so yeah
today was Epic for me and the Beepers Queen
06-29-2013, 08:22 AM #19
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
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lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif you kill me CA, I think a tear ran down my leg I was laughing so hard

06-29-2013, 08:38 AM #20
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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heh heh

know what's really funny ?

most of that up there is true chuckle.gif
06-29-2013, 01:06 PM #21
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif Great stuff. All I did was drink beer so it was good for me too. chuckle.gif

06-29-2013, 07:10 PM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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any day we can just set and Veg out ,,, that's a good one alright

The day ended with this guy Richard stopping by to
tell me ::::

" Man Dude ,,, I just lost a $500 Camera ,,,
it belonged to my Boss ,,,

after work Dude , I sat it on the roof of the Car and drove off

( He has a 1979 Trans Am and Peels rubber everytime he touches the
gas pedal )

I guess it flew off the car ( Well , that kinda makes sense )

I went back after a few hours when my Boss asked where it was
and I couldn't find it in my Car ,,,,
it wasn't there at the Jobsite either ,,,

My Boss is BUMMED !

heh heh

This is the same guy who tried to close the hood on my Van
with the Prop Rod still up ,,,
and he bent the Rod ,, he got the hood closed ,,,
though ,,,

I gotta film this guy in action , swear to GAWD
06-29-2013, 07:18 PM #23
Ironhide Member
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I had a shitty day, I just came back from skin cancer operation. It was a success though.

I rested a lot, now I am bored and forced to be inside lol.
06-29-2013, 07:29 PM #24
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I don't like shitty days

that's why I won't let them mess with my skin cancer

I ignore it
it ignores me

we're both happy that way
06-29-2013, 08:53 PM #25
j browsing Member
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just woke up from a nap chuckle.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
06-29-2013, 08:59 PM #26
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,340 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
a nap ?

are you sure ?

you're not missing time are you ?

Those Aliens always leave you thinking it was just a nap .
06-29-2013, 09:02 PM #27
j browsing Member
Posts:4,894 Threads:1,098 Joined:Jul 2012
uhoh.gifdamned.gifgaah.gif wow somethin' to think about chuckle.gif nah they don't want me coffeetime.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
06-29-2013, 09:38 PM #28
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,182 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
A friend called in the afternoon, had a problem with a computer virus that wouldn't go away and asked for our help. Since we were on our way to town we went by that way thinking it wouldn't be a big deal! gaah.gif It took 5 hours! bored.gif
06-30-2013, 12:24 AM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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is that five hours missing time

or five ours you'll now miss ?

Just in case you missed it ,,, I actually did laundry today

I haven't done laundry in years

I always throw the cloths away and buy Thrift store new ones ,,,

so now I'm missing two hours out of my FUN life .
06-30-2013, 12:47 AM #30
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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and just for current events news, and NUT works here in Pacific Grove Ca.

While I was at the Laundromat ,,,,,
Some OLD Broad tried to hit on me ,,

she was almost as OLD as me ,,, maybe 15 years younger then me
like about early 40's vintage

HA !
good luck with that ,, I thought .

She was talking about Cabo San Lucas down in
Baja Calif .

and I tuned to look at the clock on the wall and ,,,

" shït !!!!! I forgot my Prom Dress at the Cleaners !!!! "

She actually said : " Oh , they don't close til 5:00pm "

so i walked Beepers some more until my cloths were dried .

Damned Old Hoochies gaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gif

when i came back

she approached me again ,,,

she began to speak and I interrupted with :

" Don't you have a Grand Daughter I can date ? "

and walked out as she gasped

Damned OLD Hoochies gaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gif



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