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when The SHTF
09-24-2013, 02:09 AM #1
LilDoozey Member
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Wat will you do?

If you see comet ISON barreling towards earth will you panic? Roll a joint? or run around and scream?

Or if martial law is enacted will you give in to the man? or rebel? or hideout in your house and try to survive?

Well I know I'll be heading toward the liquor cabinet when it hits the fan. Maybe I'll pour some remy for the homies locked up cause of BS marijuana charges. Sorry to deviate like that but man!!! I gots a plan! I'll get me my bottle, my tomahawk and go ham on these po po if they doin the Martial law.

And if I see ISON or another space doom, I'll STILL get my bottle and chug it all the way!!

Are you gonna get hammered when the SHTF?? What will YOU do? Hurry, clocks tiking.....

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09-24-2013, 03:24 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,970 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
We'll probably run around nekid and screaming. Then when I catch JR we'll have panic sex. If doom isn't upon us after that we probably need to get sedated and have some more panic sex.

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09-24-2013, 03:26 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,393 Threads:1,439 Joined:Feb 2011
(09-24-2013, 03:24 AM)Octo Wrote:  We'll probably run around nekid and screaming. Then when I catch JR we'll have panic Səx. If doom isn't upon us after that we probably need to get sedated and have some more panic Səx.

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rofl.gif And then kiss each other asses goodbye.

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09-24-2013, 03:32 AM #4
bohica Member
Posts:1,601 Threads:196 Joined:Feb 2011
Fr an extinction event, I will hug my family and we'll go out together, if we know it's coming.
For societal collapse, we have plans to get through the crucial first 45 days.
Read survivalblog.com, some good info there.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
09-24-2013, 03:43 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,970 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
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Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
09-24-2013, 06:56 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
Lots of panic sex... Make sure you take some pics, cause I'm sure its kinky shït. I often have panic sex when I am alone, that's why I'm always smiling..



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