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cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
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Even Walls of Text, hate Walls of Text.

 

let's get the hate button punched.

 

One evening

a Doggy went missing,

 

My Window was open, outside a whistle and voice calling a short Doggy name,,,, desperately.

 

a lady's voice, thought the Stereo was very loud, I was still convince the Voice had a female owner, besides,,,,

 

I wanted it to be, so for me, it was a female voice.

 

I stood from my Guitar Stool, looked out that Bay Window my Cat loves so much, peered deep into the Beach

seeking source of voice,,, maybe even a Puppy disrupting the Peace of Seagulls that roost in the Sand at night.

 

My eyes heard little and my ears couldn't smell the direction of the Voice,,,

but,

 

out there close to the Surf line,,, a Shadow slowly moved

 

I called out: " Hey! My Cockatiel loves your whistle, would you like to join us for a Jam?"

 

I heard her reply, not to me, but to the lost Puppy: "Bite a Rock Fluffy, I got a Man interested, see ya Dog Dude"

 

Closer to the Strand lights she came,, the more light, the better her figure looked,, My Balls were jumping Joy Flips like chickens

that step on Cat Crap.

 

She steps off the Sand onto the Strand, damn, she's wearing only a Thong Bottom, and my eyes say to my mind

 

"Oh yeah, Whip Cream is gonna taste so good as I lick it off her"

 

Big bright smile with Blue Eyes for a Halo over it,

 

I'm already running a practice proposal through my Mind as she says " Ya got a Bod in this Back lighted position,

 

can I come up and see ya in full light until we dim 'em and light candles?"

 

to answer her, I pressed the Door buzzer and she entered my Foyer wiping Beach Sand from her soles.

I was thinking as she headed up the Stairs for the Master Bedroom,,, "Do I own Candles?"

 

when it comes to Bodies like hers, I don't always lick Ladies, but when I do,,,,, I lick 'em all over"

 

She's an American, more than that, probably French decent with a speck of Moorish Blood trickled down

from the invasion several hundred years ago,,, Perks for breasties

as well,,, oh YES! Tongue Cramps coming in the Morning.

 

Hand out for a shake she said her name,,,,,, Lizzette Boudreau as I gave her a fake name,, I asked do you prefer Liz?

 

She giggled, No, my nick name is Gizmo,,, you can call me Kitten though.

 

Kitten was fittin' cause she purred like a Boss,,, DAYUM!!!

 

be back with special antics and the Ex-Girlfriend showing up.

qmx0eiN

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted : 12/06/2022 8:47 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
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Knock at the Door comes as Kitten steps out of the Shower

 

I peek out the peek hole on the door, ARRRRGGGGGGggggg!

 

Psycho-Chick is on my Porch,, looking like her reality took a year off Colluding in Conspiracies to attack me with,,,

 

and it now has a new Plan to spring on me,,, ain't gonna answer that knock.

 

This is that Bitch I spoke of before, the one that would bring stress to a Child's Birthday Party, destroy all the Kid's Fun,,,,

and then, try to sexually molest a few of them.

 

She was studied back in the early sixties, and the results of her psyche test, gave inspiration to Legalize Abortion!

 

This is not a woman at my door, this is "Regan" that little possessed chick in the "Exorcist"

 

You know the one, she threw a Preacher out a window, then spit green shit on the other Priest's Specs.

 

If it was possible for Freddy Kruger and Charlie Manson to breed with each other,,,,,

 

This would be the offspring,,,

 

I mean, this woman even poisoned to death her own Father when she was 12. and,,,,,,, got away with it ( well, so far she has)

 

Creeps coming up in next post,,,, stay enthralled,,, I'll be right back.

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Posted : 13/06/2022 8:30 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
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next time, I'll stick to sane women,

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Posted : 15/06/2022 12:36 am
Octo
 Octo
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No you won't Chuckle  

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Topic starter Posted : 15/06/2022 3:00 pm
Boomerang
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Boom
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Posted : 15/06/2022 3:39 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
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@octo no kidding, I'm a "Crazy Woman" Magnet.

 

looking back at all of them,, it's a wonder I didn't wake up one morning to Lizzy Borden's Ax coming down on me.

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Posted : 15/06/2022 6:14 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Not yet... 

 

damned

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Topic starter Posted : 15/06/2022 7:00 pm
uniquestranger
(@uniquestranger)
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@octo Keep busy Octo.

Power without abuse loses it's charm.

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Posted : 16/06/2022 4:17 am
Octo
 Octo
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I'm very busy, but not by choice

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Topic starter Posted : 16/06/2022 8:39 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
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ok then

 

it's so

 

as of late, I've been doing a lot of Baby Sleeping.

 

FVRFGjgWYAAqjEV
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Posted : 16/06/2022 9:57 pm
Octo
 Octo
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I do that sometimes. Minus the screaming and pooping damned  

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Topic starter Posted : 17/06/2022 4:24 am
White Ribbon
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Posted : 17/06/2022 7:49 am
Octo
 Octo
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Topic starter Posted : 17/06/2022 2:12 pm
White Ribbon
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Posted : 18/06/2022 12:16 am
Octo
 Octo
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Member Admin

Lawnmower accident

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Topic starter Posted : 18/06/2022 9:55 am
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