Fart Attack: Brazilian Singer Hospitalized After Holding in Gas Around Boyfriend
He who smelt it may have dealt it, but when she didn’t scent it, that left her tormented: Brazilian superstar Pocah says she was hospitalized with severe stomach pain after holding in gas around her boyfriend.
As first reported by Newshub, the singer born Viviane de Queiroz Pereira shared the ordeal with her 15.7 million Instagram followers in a since-deleted post. “I woke up at 5:30am with severe stomach pains and ended up in the hospital,” she wrote. “But that’s it, guys. I’m now fine. Just an accumulation of trapped farts.”
Pocah said that she was inspired to ignore her gastrointestinal distress by a medical advice video on TikTok, which she now regrets. “Girls, don’t be ashamed to fart in front of your guy,” Pocah said. “Because what’s really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you’re in discomfort, going to hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being ‘trapped farts.'”
She added that she would be wary of natural gas buildups in the future, writing, “From now on, I’m letting them rip, guys.”
A scents of humor helps, especially as our glorious societal influencers say we should eat more beans, kill our pets and buy Teslas to save money during the gas price hikes.
Moral of the story: Adding cumin to your next batch of beans is an all-around win-win, providing a boost of flavor and a helping you bypass the gas later.
The future is electric and cleaner - I am not an influencer, all I want is to be a part of not polluting the Earth as much as I can - so it won't be a Tesla but any EV will do.
Pets are family members so no killing them.
And as for that woman holding in her gas, it should be a red flag and troubling to her because she obviously does not feel comfortable with her boyfriend enough to simply be a natural human.
We're buying a solar charger for our e bikes/laptops/phones so we can go anywhere, who can lay down 60 - 80k for a Tesla when there's no infrastructure for them?
There's only one charging station in the town.
You're right pets are family and I'd make sure Mason ate before I did.
He's going to be 15 in December and can still pull my arm out of socket on a walk... terriers never quit.
A scents of humor helps, especially as our glorious societal influencers say we should eat more beans, kill our pets and buy Teslas to save money during the gas price hikes.
God what dumb-asses those fucks are.
Yes my older brother works for a major oil refinery white collar they haven't made as much as they wanted last few years so they decided to stop drilling till profit margins rose .
As for electric a lot of rare earth medals go into each part so not as green as you think for those dozers excavators and trucks all run dirty fuel .
A scents of humor helps, especially as our glorious societal influencers say we should eat more beans, kill our pets and buy Teslas to save money during the gas price hikes.
God what dumb-asses those fucks are.
Yes my older brother works for a major oil refinery white collar they haven't made as much as they wanted last few years so they decided to stop drilling till profit margins rose .
As for electric a lot of rare earth medals go into each part so not as green as you think for those dozers excavators and trucks all run dirty fuel .
They are saying that the EV carbon footprint will lessen more and more as the grid decarbonises. Compare EV to gas car - EV is still 1/3rd less carbon emissions.
@uniquestranger They can say what they want but we are fucked as far as warming goes Canada did well with windmills and solar us will never oil owns the government .
Its all control
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In case I forget Happy Farter's day!
