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cynicalabsurdance
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maybe post a Vid or two.

 

um,,, ya know that Mother-in-Law problem some folks complain about?

 

or, that Dude across the Street that steals your morning paper?

 

Maybe aggressive Drivers piss you off,,, right?

 

This Vid,

Maybe her Husband caught her cheating at Mar Jung?

 

https://vidmax.com/video/212185-woman-tries-to-unload-a-box-of-fireworks-too-heavy-for-her-things-go-horribly-wrong

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Topic starter Posted : 10/04/2022 8:47 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Caption on this one should be: F__k your Louisville Slugger, and F__k your driving too.

 

https://vidmax.com/video/212124-road-rage-incident-in-puerto-rico-ends-in-horrific-murder-graphic

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Topic starter Posted : 10/04/2022 8:50 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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cynicalabsurdance
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Pffft,, play stupid shoplift, patweeeee through the glass door

 

https://vidmax.com/video/212130-store-owner-got-sick-of-the-same-thief-jacking-his-store-decided-to-give-him-a-beat-down-for-the-ages

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Topic starter Posted : 10/04/2022 9:13 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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So, ya think ya want to Car Jack eh? so did this sucker.

 

https://vidmax.com/video/211762-bystander-beats-the-living-daylights-out-of-carjacker-in-san-franshithole

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Topic starter Posted : 10/04/2022 9:25 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Rolling like a Boss

 

https://vidmax.com/video/210453-asshole-driver-tries-to-play-a-high-speed-game-of-dodge-and-weave-it-s-very-badly

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Topic starter Posted : 10/04/2022 9:43 pm
Jay Rodney
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Dodge and weave at high speeds is as good a way as any to off yourself. Blink  

Being in a rush never really gets you anywhere any faster.

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Posted : 11/04/2022 4:59 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Life is short, it could end anytime for anyone. If it ends by doing something incredibly stupid it's probably time to leave anyway.

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Posted : 11/04/2022 6:23 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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guy that's bigger then Jaba, forces a guy to the Curb, Big guy then needs a Ball Bat?

 

Little Guy forced to the curb said: You that Big and you bring Bat? pfft, if ya gonna cheat, Meet my Family of Bullets.

 

Next Vid

 

No where is safe with insane loose. is the new normal including "Stupid" ?

Driver never saw him lay down there? Thank you Iphone attention snatcher

 

but here's the sitch,

Dude walks out there lays in front of cars,

No one jumped to stop him, is that the new normal as well.

 

next Vid

Repeat Theft by same guy, ok, Normal for the times eh?

 

1st try and that thief would have been locked up,

when did stand down and watch yourself be robbed become normal?

 

next Vid, ok, in my day, that response was normal, Citizens had balls back then, we saw something, we intervened, "F" saying something

we acted.  Because, the Victim you just saved, might be you the next day if you didn't stop that criminal.

 

Last Vid

 

There is a Click inside certain Minds, it's just there by rote in some humans.

Driving has a Hypnotic effect , passing lines, passing objects, so on.

ok, frustration and the Click, what the Vid shows is results.

 

I've seen it happen while on the road driving, a person will just out of the blue, speed up, turn the wheel and Patweeee

 

One case was on the sr60 in Calif.

 

Dude was ahead of me 4 car lengths, doing speed limit , next group of cars ahead were half mile away.

 

he just stomped gas pedal and flew down the Road, a small rise in the road and out of sight.

 

as I climbed the rise, the night sky lit up with Head Light Beams all over the sky.

 

I crested, and there ahead a huge dust cloud and headlights pointing all directions.

 

I came up on the scene, Bodies laying every where, cars flew off the road ( dust Cloud reason)

Cars on their roofs, sides, nosed in the Trees and Bushes.

 

probably 7 vehicles that guy took out.

 

did I stop to help the wounded?

nope, i was practicing up for this new normal.

 

I had to weave at 5 mph through the mess, made the other side of the debris, took it up to speed limit,,,

 

cranked the Stereo back up, and convinced myself: Rog', that, that thing back there,,, that wasn't real Rog'

it was a fekkin' Figment Rog'

 

Today?

 

well, as the Vids show, there's far too much stupid to fix, so,,,,,, like the old time gunslingers, I retired my Guns.

let the stupid have it.

 

 

 

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Topic starter Posted : 11/04/2022 7:24 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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and, we come in and out of cycles as repeats repeating, we find comfort in familiar groove,

generations slide in, fade out of the same Groove all of the History of Humanity.

 

and in each epoch of repeat.

 

The Artist Paint Us a self reveal.

 

Stephen Stills, Painting Us. The Old Style of Social Commentary.

 

Song is: Word Game

 

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Topic starter Posted : 11/04/2022 8:05 pm
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cynicalabsurdance
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Above Stephen Still Song: Word Game

Lyrics>>>------>

 

Would you knock a man down If you don't like the cut of his clothes

Could you put a man away If you don't want to hear what he knows

Well, it's happening right here People dying of fear by the droves

And I know most of you Either don't believe it's true Or else you don't know what to do

Or maybe I'm singing about you

Who knows

It's incredibly sick, you can feel it As across the land

it flows

 

Prejudice is slick when it's a word game

 

It festers and grows Move along quick

 it furthers one To have somewhere to go

You can feel it as it's rumblin' Let emotions keep a tumblin'

Then as cities start to crumblin'

Mostly empty bellies grumblin'

 

Here we go People see somebody different

Fear is the first reaction shown

 

Then they think they've got him licked

The barbaric hunt begins

and they move in slow

A human spirit is devoured

The remains left to carrion crow

 

I was told that life is change

And yet history remains

 

Does it always stay the same

Do we shrug it off and say Only God knows

By and by

somebody usually goes Down to the ghetto

try and help

But they don't know why folks treat them cold

And the rich keep getting richer

And the rest of us just keep getting old

You see one must have a mission

In order to be a good Christian

If you don't you will be missing High Mass or the evening show

 

And the well fed masters reap the harvests

 

Of the polluted seeds they've sown

 

Smug and self-righteous

they bitch about people they owe

 

And you can't prove them wrong <---<<<think that out

 

They're so God damn sure they know

I have seen these things with my very own eyes

And defended my battered soul

It must be too tough to die

 

American propaganda, South African lies

Will not force me to take up arms, that's my enemies' pride

 

And I won't fight by his rules that's foolishness besides

 

His ignorance is gonna do him in

and nobody's gonna cry

 

Because his children they are growing up

And plainly tired of putting up With bigots

and their silver cups

they're fed up They might throw up on you<<<<<<<<<<________>>>>>>> cool lyrics

 

fit today?

 

guess what,,,

 

those were Penned in 1970

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Topic starter Posted : 11/04/2022 11:25 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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This Meme is dedicated to all those U.S. Citizens that Turned SNITCH during the

Covid Lock downs and Quarantines , those who called in on their Neighbors for being outside

in the fresh air enjoying their lives.

 

You snitches are NOT Americans, you are FILTH, people like you, helped Nazi round up and imprison

innocent Human Beings.

 

 

Traitors and snitches
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Topic starter Posted : 12/04/2022 2:16 am
strigoi
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@cynicalabsurdance Great lyrics but really nice guitar work on that. It's good refrigerator cleaning music as that's what I'm doing ATM. Giggle  

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Posted : 12/04/2022 11:42 am
Jay Rodney
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cynicalabsurdance
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Posted by: @strigoi

@cynicalabsurdance Great lyrics but really nice guitar work on that. It's good refrigerator cleaning music as that's what I'm doing ATM. Giggle  

your new Apartment has a Frig.? Furnished Apt.?

 

that's like renting a Car that comes with an Ice Chest for Picnics.

 

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Topic starter Posted : 12/04/2022 9:21 pm
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