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NO TASTE I drank beer and ate lobster and GOLD in the metaverse – but I never want to go back inside

strigoi
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A PARTY with beer, lobster and edible gold may sound like fun but the metaverse will quickly kill the vibe.

Heineken just hosted an event in the metaverse and offered the chance to 'drink' the brand's first virtual beer.

The metaverse 'feast' on offer included a gold bar and lobsterCredit: Heineken

I was invited into the metaverse to 'try' the new beer, which is called virtual Heineken Silver.

After talking to a metaverse bouncer, guests were allowed inside the virtual reality brewery.

It's complete with horizontal tanks for 'brewing' the virtual beer and the party upstairs involved dancing, virtual lobster and edible gold.

Of course, anyone attending the event would have left both hungry and thirsty as the metaverse is still very much like playing the Sims.

more - https://www.the-sun.com/tech/4918965/metaverse-drinking-beer-heineken/


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This is fail. Hard to express the amount of disinterest I have in this latest Zuck venture. In a related article

 

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/4892654/mark-zuckerberg-metaverse-fail-nintendo/

MARK Zuckerberg's metaverse plans have been questioned by a former Nintendo executive.

Reggie Fils-Aime, who used to be the president of Nintendo of America Inc., thinks Facebook won't play a big role in our metaverse future.

Zuckerberg even changed the name of the Facebook corporation to Meta in order to better reflect his company's future plans.

The billionaire has been vocal about his metaverse world and his expectations that humans will one day live most of their lives in virtual reality.

However, Fils-Aime doesn't think Zuckerberg or Meta will play a big role in this.

According to Bloomberg, the gaming expert said: "Facebook itself is not an innovative company.

"They have either acquired interesting things like Oculus and Instagram, or they’ve been a fast follower of people’s ideas.

"I don’t think their current definition will be successful."

Fils-Aime suggested that Meta, formerly Facebook, is a company that copies, not creates.

He thinks smaller companies will play a much larger role in creating a metaverse world that we could live our everyday lives in.

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Topic starter Posted : 19/03/2022 2:36 pm
Jay Rodney
(@jayrodney)
Member Admin

I watched the video... looks like a few bad dreams I've had.

Day walker is way the fuck out in left field/tripping balls with this shit.

We like gaming as much as anybody but I'm not putting some 4 pound headgear on to drink a virtual Heineken.

Just fucking ridiculous.

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Posted : 19/03/2022 5:14 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
Prominent Member

I got so much real life, owning a stupid cartoon life too, must be for people who live inside a Phone.

 

Theorem: Since Smart Phones, HDTV came into the world, I've noticed the rise in Obesity and ADD Climb.

 

Swear to gawd, Asses are becoming freaking HUGE!

 

Brains struggle to comprehend "Spoken Word" ( case, I speak, and a lot of people Blink, repeat my,, never mind)

 

This is America, Land of the ever spreading ass,

 

dull minds,

 

distracted driving,

 

Fat Food Gluttony,

 

Bent Neck with Heads resting on four Chins.

 

This is America,,,,

 

AMERICA!

 

Iphones are dope for Fat Folks.

 

nutter ting I noticed,

 

People now Drive in Scribbles.

 

no shit man, My Dash Cams prove it man.

 

they can't even park a small car between the lines.

 

America,,,, 9 people in this shop, two of us are normal weight.

 

2 out of 7?

 

7 out of 9 are FAT as F__K!

 

America,,,, Drive in Scribbles while they stuff Fat Food and stare at an Iphone.

 

America,,,,, the Land of the Freeway Pile up.

 

AMERICA!

 

soon to be a Dead Whore laying in a Gutter.

 

 

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Posted : 19/03/2022 6:00 pm
Octo
 Octo
(@octo)
Member Admin

If the world "leaders" were really worried about our health they would ban refined sugar

Shoutout to Fauci and the rest of the programmers

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Posted : 19/03/2022 7:43 pm

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