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Bob and Alice, Telepathic Monkey and why Apes never Fear
I'm writing a Sitcom
scene one
Alice and Bob speaking on the Fear people are having over the virus. and every other "Scare Spoof"
over the past 2 decades.
Scene #1
Alice : " Bob, ever read Chicken Little?"
Bob : "Pfft,,, Alice,,,,puleeeze"
Alice: "What?"
Bob : " Are you wearing Depends?"
Alice : " what a thing to ask, why do you ask? "
Bob : " So no, you're not wearing Depends, see, throwing caution to the Wind works for you too"
Alice : Peers out the Window, " Bob, if the Sky falls, will the Earth's Poles shift ya think? "
Bob : ( Peers at a Hair in his Coffee ) " Alice, I bet you regret getting that Mayan Calendar Tattoo now "
Alice ashamed of her skin Ink : " Well Duh,,, and that Y2K Starbucks Cup "
Bob walks out to the Garage, opens the Monkey's Cage, hands it $5 and points to the Pet Store saying: " Bring us some Peanuts
for this Show "
Alice still in her Sleep Sack, sneezes, " Ain't no Virus , allergic to that damn Monkey "
Monkey thinks back to Alice: " Yeah, well you ain't no slice yourself sister "
Alice feels a Twinge: DAMN, every time I think about that Clownboy Monkey,, pain.
Stay Tuned Folks
Scene two
Monkey arrives back from the Pet Store
adjust the Seat on the Unicycle, next run to the store on the Unicycle
it'll be Bobs Turn.
Bob : Whats in the other Bag, Monkey Dude?
Monkey: thinks back to Bob: " got some pop corn, Alice will gripe that Peanuts are for watching Baseball,
Not Virus Hysteria on the News, she'll want Popcorn "
Bob thinks back at Monkey: " And to think they were going to make a Lab Monkey out of you"
Monkey replies in thought :" yeah, and thanks for stealing me from them "
Bob farts and says to the Monkey : On you.
Monkey Farts in his Hand , smears it on Bob's Peanuts: " Have a little secret sauce Soldier "
Scene 3
" Did ya Vote Mr. Monkey? "
slight sneer back at Alice , as Monkey pops two and looks up the Vet's Ph.#
Alice never did catch the Virus, in fact, Alice struggles to catch even a Monkey's Meaning.
Ya see, Alice was a Sheltered, spoiled, Fawned over Child until she Met Bob at her 32nd
Birthday Party.
This is California,
Sherman Oaks Galleria "Valley Girl" Zone.
People here create their Image
I've seen Kids skip school over a Pimple on their Face.
Yeah, and Fights break out over Sneaker Styles.
" Shallow Hills " we used to Call Sherman Oaks.
Bob was a Beach Boy, Malibu, Sailing Club, and Trophy's
I'm the Low Budget Wiseguy they all three love to have Visit.
Kinda that " Token Poor Boy " to impress their Friends and Neighbors with.
" See, we got us a Charity Case Too "
Enjoy``~~~~ be back,,, wait for it~~~~
next
While the Monkeys away,
The Alice will play
Alice sniffs a wet spot on the Carpet,,, F___KING Hairball Monkey
gotta mark his Territory like a Freakin' Hyena!
Monkey behind the Blinds spying on Alice:
Thinks to himself
Stupid, but it worked, Ammonia with Tea, works like Pee.
Monkey Thinking back to when Alice tried to talk Bob into Bobbing the Monkey's Tail like a f__king Poodle
"Bitch, if Bob had went for it, I'd of,,,,"
yeah, a bit of Vindictiveness
Alice Heads out for a Hike
sits and lets her Mind out into the Wind
Netflix is your buddy Cynical, they'll buy anything.
Well, ya know what they say about a Hobo writing Scripts
if it's good enough for Disney's History Channel to Steal, then it's good enough for Netflix.
See this Ancient Panel, Friends who are local to it, KNOW that my knowledge on it is correct
and that History Channel loves to steal my Intellectual Property and Make Shows and money with it.
Disney owns History Channel
Those Local Friends of Mind, informed us that History Channel, Scott Wolter, are onsite scouting it out
for their next Theft of Intellectual Roger Property.
This Time though, I do believe that film crew will be vacating premises with the click of Hand Cuffs on their asses.
just a feeling ya understand
heh heh heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote: "I love Monkey Art as well,,, haven't time to post it yet, limited power, running on Battery.
be back with Monkey Shines at some point"~~~~~end Q
Quote: "@cynicalabsurdance Love to see it!
Bob and Alice
Telepathic Monkey, is my Monkey Shines, I never finished it.
Takes a couple people to write a Sitcom actually.
I can do Bob and Monkey ok
but I CAN'T think like an Alice, need a Female Mind for that
I may call her, ask for help
I'm going to work on my monkey apt this weekend.
Namaste
want to see
Will take pics
Today I gave the monkeys a laminate floor. I also left my brown crepe paper at one of my other creative places so I used my olive paper for the tree which turned out wonderful imho. I'm not done yet, it needs to dry up over night.
The bedroom/sleeping platform is obviously going to sit in the tree where it branches out
Two Story Monkey Condo,
a sleeping Loft
where's the Potty Go, or is it an Outhouse schemed abode?
Don't tell me a Litter Box,,, right?
Of course we need a place to poop. It got me thinking what type of pooping arrangement you need as a monkey..
rule of thumb for Monkeys: Reach back hand
poop in hand
toss poop through Bars at passerby
Laugh and Mock at Victim.
These monkeys aren't behind bars, they have their own apt with banana wallpaper and a tree ffs
welll,,, excuse me, I didn't realize the Monkeys were so Hoity Toity upscale.