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strigoi
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Blink mold issues? LOL  

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Posted : 30/03/2022 1:51 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Bob and Alice, Telepathic Monkey and why Apes never Fear

 

 

I'm writing a Sitcom
scene one
Alice and Bob speaking on the Fear people are having over the virus. and every other "Scare Spoof"
over the past 2 decades.

Scene #1

Alice : " Bob, ever read Chicken Little?"

Bob : "Pfft,,, Alice,,,,puleeeze"

Alice: "What?"

Bob : " Are you wearing Depends?"

Alice : " what a thing to ask, why do you ask? "

Bob : " So no, you're not wearing Depends, see, throwing caution to the Wind works for you too"

Alice : Peers out the Window, " Bob, if the Sky falls, will the Earth's Poles shift ya think? "

Bob : ( Peers at a Hair in his Coffee ) " Alice, I bet you regret getting that Mayan Calendar Tattoo now "

Alice ashamed of her skin Ink : " Well Duh,,, and that Y2K Starbucks Cup "

Bob walks out to the Garage, opens the Monkey's Cage, hands it $5 and points to the Pet Store saying: " Bring us some Peanuts
for this Show "

Alice still in her Sleep Sack, sneezes, " Ain't no Virus , allergic to that damn Monkey "

Monkey thinks back to Alice: " Yeah, well you ain't no slice yourself sister "

Alice feels a Twinge: DAMN, every time I think about that Clownboy Monkey,, pain.

Stay Tuned Folks

Scene two

 

Monkey arrives back from the Pet Store
adjust the Seat on the Unicycle, next run to the store on the Unicycle
it'll be Bobs Turn.

Bob : Whats in the other Bag, Monkey Dude?

Monkey: thinks back to Bob: " got some pop corn, Alice will gripe that Peanuts are for watching Baseball,
Not Virus Hysteria on the News, she'll want Popcorn "

Bob thinks back at Monkey: " And to think they were going to make a Lab Monkey out of you"

Monkey replies in thought :" yeah, and thanks for stealing me from them "

Bob farts and says to the Monkey : On you.

Monkey Farts in his Hand , smears it on Bob's Peanuts: " Have a little secret sauce Soldier "

 

Scene 3

 

" Did ya Vote Mr. Monkey? "

slight sneer back at Alice , as Monkey pops two and looks up the Vet's Ph.#

Alice never did catch the Virus, in fact, Alice struggles to catch even a Monkey's Meaning.

Ya see, Alice was a Sheltered, spoiled, Fawned over Child until she Met Bob at her 32nd
Birthday Party.

This is California,

Sherman Oaks Galleria "Valley Girl" Zone.

People here create their Image

I've seen Kids skip school over a Pimple on their Face.

Yeah, and Fights break out over Sneaker Styles.

" Shallow Hills " we used to Call Sherman Oaks.

Bob was a Beach Boy, Malibu, Sailing Club, and Trophy's

I'm the Low Budget Wiseguy they all three love to have Visit.

Kinda that " Token Poor Boy " to impress their Friends and Neighbors with.

" See, we got us a Charity Case Too "

Enjoy``~~~~ be back,,, wait for it~~~~

 

next

 

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Topic starter Posted : 31/03/2022 6:40 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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While the  Monkeys away,

The Alice will play

 

Alice sniffs a wet spot on the Carpet,,, F___KING Hairball Monkey

 

gotta mark his Territory like a Freakin' Hyena!

 

Monkey behind the Blinds spying on Alice:

 

Thinks to himself

 

Stupid, but it worked, Ammonia with Tea, works like Pee.

 

Monkey Thinking back to when Alice tried to talk Bob into Bobbing the Monkey's Tail like a f__king Poodle

 

"Bitch, if Bob had went for it, I'd of,,,,"

 

yeah, a bit of Vindictiveness

 

 

Alice Heads out for a Hike

sits and lets her Mind out into the Wind

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Topic starter Posted : 31/03/2022 7:03 pm
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 meh
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Night At The Museum Movie GIF by 20th Century Studios

 Netflix is your buddy Cynical, they'll buy anything. Clap

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Posted : 31/03/2022 7:14 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Well, ya know what they say about a   Hobo writing Scripts

 

if it's good enough for Disney's History Channel  to Steal, then it's good enough for Netflix.

 

See this Ancient Panel, Friends who are local to it, KNOW that my knowledge on it is correct

and that History Channel loves to steal my Intellectual Property and Make Shows and money with it.

 

Disney owns History Channel

 

Those Local Friends of Mind, informed us that History Channel, Scott Wolter, are onsite scouting it out

for their next Theft of Intellectual Roger Property.

 

This Time though, I do believe that film crew will be vacating premises with the click of Hand Cuffs on their asses.

 

just a feeling ya understand

 

heh heh heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

9AbOBwd

 

 

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Topic starter Posted : 31/03/2022 8:38 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Quote:    "I love Monkey Art as well,,, haven't time to post it yet, limited power, running on Battery.

 

be back with Monkey Shines at some point"~~~~~end Q

 

Quote: "@cynicalabsurdance Love to see it!

 

 

Bob and Alice

Telepathic Monkey, is my Monkey Shines, I never finished it.

 

Takes a couple people to write a Sitcom actually.

 

I can do Bob and Monkey ok

 

but I CAN'T think like an Alice, need a Female Mind for that

 

I may call her, ask for help

 

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Topic starter Posted : 01/04/2022 4:19 pm
Octo
 Octo
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I'm going to work on my monkey apt this weekend.

 

Namaste

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Posted : 01/04/2022 6:45 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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want to see

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Topic starter Posted : 01/04/2022 7:16 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Will take pics

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Posted : 01/04/2022 7:24 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Today I gave the monkeys a laminate floor. I also left my brown crepe paper at one of my other creative places so I used my olive paper for the tree which turned out wonderful imho. I'm not done yet, it needs to dry up over night. 

The bedroom/sleeping platform is obviously going to sit in the tree where it branches out

 

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Posted : 02/04/2022 6:40 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Two Story Monkey Condo,

a sleeping Loft

 

where's the Potty Go, or is it an Outhouse schemed abode?

 

Don't tell me a Litter Box,,, right?

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Topic starter Posted : 02/04/2022 9:46 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Of course we need a place to poop. It got me thinking what type of pooping arrangement you need as a monkey.. Hmm  

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Posted : 02/04/2022 10:16 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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rule of thumb for Monkeys: Reach back hand

 

poop in hand

 

toss poop through Bars at passerby

 

Laugh and Mock at Victim.

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Topic starter Posted : 02/04/2022 10:28 pm
Octo
 Octo
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These monkeys aren't behind bars, they have their own apt with banana wallpaper and a tree ffs

 

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Posted : 02/04/2022 10:39 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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welll,,, excuse me, I didn't realize the Monkeys were so Hoity Toity upscale.

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Topic starter Posted : 03/04/2022 9:46 pm
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