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Boomerang
(@boomerang)
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I need to turn it on and off really quickly cuz the phone lines in the whole area are playing up.

 

And it's driving me up the wall..

 

PS, Happy Easter Egg Day

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Topic starter Posted : 17/04/2022 6:05 pm
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Octo
 Octo
(@octo)
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Are you planning on turning off everybody's internet? Huh!?  

If so, I ain't tellin'

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Posted : 17/04/2022 7:22 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Do you have a router? A small thingie that has internet cables going into it?

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Posted : 17/04/2022 7:23 pm
Boomerang
(@boomerang)
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@octo Sort of, though it isn't my router, but the signals do tresspass over the property I'm staying in Chuckle

 

How are you by the way?

 

I would never dare turn your internet off. Everybody else's though! 

 

PS, get some homing pigeons just in case, we can all still keep in touch!  

 

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Topic starter Posted : 17/04/2022 10:42 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Hi. I am fine! Thanks for asking!

Not sure where your on/off switch is or where the internets enters your dwelling, but pulling your plug for a minute or so would reset your internets is my thinking

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Posted : 17/04/2022 10:48 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
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Answer: Go out to the side walk. turn right, walk two blocks and turn left, middle of the Block

will be standing a Red Headed Freckle Face Boy with a Green Snot Bubble, go ahead and beat him, he's a step child.

 

when done with the beating, look for door 105 in the building he stood in front of.

 

open door 105, do not enter, just lean in and yell: Knock off the fucking Noise ya bastards!

 

return home,

 

it will not stop the Lines from playing up, but motherfuckers behind door 105 will sure as fekk know you're alive.

 

and the Red Headed Boy with the Freckles and Green Snot Bubble?

 

he ain't likely to forget you're alive either.

 

all in all, you get out of the house away from buzzing wires

Kid gets his Lumps

Door 105 is opened first time in years

people in Building now have a Bitch to Pitch

 

and you become the next actor to be a Super Hero on "Red Headed Beat Down"

 

oh, btw , the wires are buzzing because of the Dew collected on them, wait for the Sun to come out and dry the wires.

 

if there's no Sun in your Galaxy, Paper Towels my Man,,, paper towels.

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Posted : 18/04/2022 12:17 am
Octo
 Octo
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Chuckle

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Posted : 18/04/2022 3:02 am
Jay Rodney
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LOL

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Posted : 18/04/2022 7:49 am
-NIGHTMARE-
(@nightmare)
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the edit feature here lasts about a minute.

sheesh

any chance on making that longer?

 

 

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Posted : 18/04/2022 6:45 pm
Jay Rodney
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Oy I didn't know it was only a minute.

I can adjust that.

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Posted : 18/04/2022 7:02 pm
-NIGHTMARE-
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Posted by: @jayrodney

Oy I didn't know it was only a minute.

I can adjust that.

ok &

Thanx JR!

 

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Posted : 18/04/2022 7:04 pm
Jay Rodney
(@jayrodney)
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No probs NM!

Increased the time, shouldn't be so bad now.

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Posted : 18/04/2022 7:13 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
Prominent Member

see what I mean?

 

I noticed that edit shit long ago

 

but never bitch,

 

man, some kids are spoiled so much.

 

complain about every thing.

 

edit button solution, hit it quick, edit quick, and don't bitch.

 

jeesusss!

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Posted : 18/04/2022 7:35 pm
-NIGHTMARE-
(@nightmare)
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i don't see much difference between grumpy & complaining

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Posted : 18/04/2022 7:40 pm
-NIGHTMARE-
(@nightmare)
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i on the other hand had a valid request

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Posted : 18/04/2022 7:41 pm
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