For being a very small town there's quite a few originals, but especially one woman triggers my imagination in a sinister direction. She could be a surveillance bot or worse walking around town all the time 
She's an unremarkable, petite woman in her 60's maybe, but I get sometimes think she's younger and uses makeup to look older 
She never stops to talk to anyone, she doesn't say hi, which is unusual for this town, but she sometimed gives you the side eye. Last time I met her she eyed my snow pants.
Thing is she's doing Nordic walking which includes walking poles that have metal ends.
She always walks in the same pace, never ever have I heard her walking at any other pace and you can hear the "click - click - click..." from the walking poles as the metal hits the asphalt like a freaking metronome.
And you can't tell which direction it's coming from 
As you can tell there's not much going on in my neck of the woods
My next door neighbor could be in a sequel of the Hills Have Eyes.
Hi Kreeper 
They're everywhere
There's also a guy around here, he has some real issues, possibly cerebral palsy, but he's functional, lives on his own and talks to everyone. Everyone here knows who he is.
But when we first moved here I wasn't aware he was humming while walking. And it's not any humming, it's just one tone and on a frequency that cuts through everything and travels far, it's so loud.
When I first heard that hum one early morning I freaked out a little, I had no idea what it was or where it came from. It was scary.
JR and I named him The Hummer. He could have his own movie. Maybe he would be humming infrasounds... 
There is a government housing block near me and most of the guys there could be in a horror movie. I talk to all of them, nice people. One of them punched someone at the cafe across the road last week, lol. One of the neighbours I was chatting to as we walked our dogs told me.
I ran into the Hummer the other day. He asked what Mason's name was. He always asks that and JR used to give him a different name every time
This one lady calls my dog the wrong name every time, I’ve stopped correcting her. 
and this other woman calls me the wrong name every time, it’s always a different name. She called me Jason last week in front of the woman who calls my dog the wrong name. Now that woman thinks my name is fucking Jason.
That's awesome!! 😂
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