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cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
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and the Birdies sing for sex

while the Fox runs off with your socks

 

and the Nest is becoming an image

of that Train as it wrecks

But that Eagle screams Soaring

and that my friends really Rocks

 

But turn the dial, and it's Movie Scenes

for Adults without popcorn or cloths

 

What your thoughts are, is not what it means

and verbs hate nouns, or so the story goes

 

The Priest sucks Wine in the guise of God

while the Wino chugs life from a jug

 

While the Plumber roams the Gardens of Sod

while the Cops beat down another Thug

 

all the while, you just stand amused

for reality escapes you, while truth you refuse

 

and I'm out in the Desert Dancing Tributes

to the Milky Way

while back in the City, increased disputes

come bold and promising into play

 

and there ain't no place, for the Children to be

while the Birds sing songs for sex

 

Because to save face, we outlawed being free

incoming once again, the Train Wrecks

 

and the Tracks suffer the Rust

while the Cross Ties rot to dust

 

and be free,,,, we say we must

but give in every time to lust

 

while the Birds sing for sex

while societies Train Wrecks

infrastructure seeps into hell

 

But, Hark to the chime of the Church Bell

Salvation just a Prayer away

 

all to Heaven, none to Hell, the Promise

somehow, I missed the Hint

if I missed the Train, well my ass it can kiss

 

I have Birds that Sing

and,,, a Wizard with Wisdom

along with my Pet block of Wood

 

Can't hear that Bell Ring

while I'm out in the World

doing the Primates as I should~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pick a Number, 1 through 3,,, the next Door may be, you true reality.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted : 08/05/2022 5:40 pm
Jay Rodney
(@jayrodney)
Member Admin

@octo

"Would they make a good pet?

No!"

You'd have to sleep wearing goggles just in case


april fools prank GIF
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Posted : 09/05/2022 10:49 am
strigoi liked
Octo
 Octo
(@octo)
Member Admin

Round 2: Got some pics from work at 7 am this morning...

Those bastard birds had made a nest and laid an egg over the weekend Rolling eyes  

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We removed the egg

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Topic starter Posted : 09/05/2022 3:13 pm
strigoi
(@strigoi)
Member Admin
Posted by: @jayrodney

@octo

"Would they make a good pet?

No!"

You'd have to sleep wearing goggles just in case


april fools prank GIF

ROFL

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Posted : 09/05/2022 5:18 pm
cynicalabsurdance
(@cynicalabsurdance)
Prominent Member

A Cat?

 

Maybe make a Fake Cat, put it on a remote control car and drive it round and round the yard.

 

if it does scare the birdies, maybe it'll entertain them enough that they steal money to give you.

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Posted : 09/05/2022 7:12 pm
White Ribbon
(@white-ribbon)
Estimable Member

Sounds like a sweet bird to me.

damned

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Posted : 10/05/2022 10:53 am
strigoi
(@strigoi)
Member Admin

I recall spotting them in the UK but always near the beach areas. Nesting in town seems a bit off.

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Posted : 10/05/2022 12:12 pm
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