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cynicalabsurdance
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ain't no lie

 

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Topic starter Posted : 29/04/2022 11:44 pm
Octo
 Octo
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Finally! 

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Posted : 29/04/2022 11:47 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Mother

don't ya love your children

 

Father

Would you be my best friend

 

Gold and Blood don't mix

so whats with these spy-op tricks

 

Baby won't you try to come

if I needed you,

would you find a way somehow

 

Sister, could you be so mean

to treat a little brother obscene?

 

Witches Cauldron smells of Flesh

 

is this Mother on the Line

Talk to my Brother see if he's doing fine

 

I'm a Pirate in the Final Form

I just rob, never bodily harm

 

Loot is stashed in the Wilderness

 

If you want it

ya gotta give my Ass a Kiss~~~~~~~~ From the Land of Milk and Money ~~~~~~~~

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Topic starter Posted : 29/04/2022 11:56 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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yes, Finally, Doom sure ran late, bet it missed it's Bus.

 

if it's wearing Nikes,,,, MINE!

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Topic starter Posted : 29/04/2022 11:59 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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A Thread this Cool

 

deserves a Theme Song

 

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Topic starter Posted : 30/04/2022 12:13 am
cynicalabsurdance
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~~~~~ Fear of Falling ~~~~~

 

Last night
I dreamed of flying
over hillsides
filled with Snow

And I dove down through the Clouds
to the Valley there Below

When the Fields turned into Parking Lots
My Freedom Turned to Dread,,,,,,,,,,,

The Ground rose up to greet me
and I jumped up out of Bed,,,,,,

You can Fly,,, Fly,,, Fly,,
unto anywhere you choose

you can try,,,try,,,try,,
but eventually you'll Lose,,,,,,

The Badlees, Fear of Falling, 1993

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Topic starter Posted : 30/04/2022 12:16 am
cynicalabsurdance
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The Badlees, their Song: " I liked you better when you hated yourself"

 

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Topic starter Posted : 30/04/2022 12:25 am
cynicalabsurdance
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It' Crazy

current pres of U.S. voted to invade Iraq & Afghanistan

20 years later,

He abruptly jerks Troops out of Afghanistan claiming he no likey War, but leaves multi-Billions of Military Equipment

behind to the Enemies of the U.S.

 

 

and less than a year later

He introduces a Bill,,,,,,,,,,, to Fund WAR in Ukraine with Billions of Dollars in Military Equipment.

 

It's Crazy!

 

He shuts down Pipe Lines and cancels Oil Leases on Federal Lands, and,,,,,

 

releases Tons of Oil Reserves meant for Emergency if War Breaks out,,, depleting the U.S. Emergency Oil Reserves

that the U.S. Holds aside in case of War?

 

It's Crazy.

 

There's a War on Drugs that are coming across the U.S. Borders

 

and he opens the Borders for Drugs to just come on into the U.S.

 

It's Crazy!

 

and now, The U.S. is funding investigations of any Citizen that Objects to these Crazy Policies,

To Build a Case against them for,,,,, wait for it,,,,,,,,,, Sedition against the U.S.

 

It's Crazy!

 

Next, the Interrogation of a U.S. Citizen for  SUSPECTED,,,,Sedition

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Topic starter Posted : 30/04/2022 4:38 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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This is a Story

It's Rog (Me) and co-vert agents of the U.S. Federal Government.

 

G-Man and Rog' conversation ( Interrogation of Rog' )

 

G. : Are you a Seditionist ?

 

Rog': I'm a Rog'

 

G. looks at plates on Rog' Car: " are you from Oregon?"

 

Rog': I'm from a Womb, before that, Heaven.

 

G. Are you a Republican?

 

Rog' : told ya, I'm a Rog', what the fuck is wrong with you, you flunk Conversation 101?

 

G> : Ya don't have to get smart

 

Rog' : and you don't have to be so Redundantly Stupid

 

G. you don't mind being insulting, do you

 

Rog': Your own truth insults you?

are you too stupid to change your Truth to something less insulting?

 

G. ( So mad his Eyeballs switch Sockets) You're the one that needs a Change, change of attitude.

 

Rog': For such a Nosy Fucker asking thousands of questions,

One would think you'd know better than try coming at me on the Sly.

let's flip it shall we?

 

Rog': Are you a Seditionist?

If so, can you define Criminal Activities engaged in by so called Law Enforcement Agencies of the U.S.

 

and pull out your fucking Badge and I.D. , you worthless piece of Shit.

 

G. Looks around for his Co-Conspiritors/Back up

 

Rog': They're no around Clown, they set you up, ,

you should know that cause you criminals know how you operate.

 

G. Who?

 

Rog' Exactly

 

G. walks away,,, mentally scratching his leedle head and wishing his wife had been here.

 

 

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Topic starter Posted : 30/04/2022 5:00 pm
strigoi
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Nadine Velazquez 90S GIF by ABC Network

Smiley Face Emoji GIF by Mac DeMarco

Hyper

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Posted : 01/05/2022 1:44 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Si mon, de la Pata, Colito muey fuego

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Topic starter Posted : 01/05/2022 4:46 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Who is the Most Famous Well Known Drunk in American History?

 

Otis,,,, Andy Griffith Show.

 

Even my Goldfish knew who Otis was.

 

 

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Topic starter Posted : 01/05/2022 9:34 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Hic!

 

It's Crazy! Drunks in Droves,,

Otis and Barn doing the Juice, Otis laughs at Barn's Cup, grabs the Bottle

 

" Show ya how this works Barn"

 

Otis and Barney Drinking
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Topic starter Posted : 01/05/2022 9:49 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Ok, this is Ultra Disturbing

 

This,,, this,,, this THING, is laying right in front of the Door of a Phone Shop.

 

what am I looking at here?

 

is this a,,,

 

a,,,,

um,,, a "French Tickler" ?????!!!!

 

GROSS!

 

French Tickler 001
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Topic starter Posted : 02/05/2022 6:48 pm
cynicalabsurdance
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Wake up Standing hard in the Sand

Nothings going all that good

for this Man

 

Spies in the Toilet sniffing my Ass

Spies in the Skies after my Grass

 

Spied on until

even sleep left me for another Man

 

I can't get Peace

Can't have a Dinner

with all the freaks

 

Spying for Hillary

she's guilty.

 

I think I'll just leave this right here.

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Topic starter Posted : 02/05/2022 9:28 pm
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